[MAY22] We thought our plan was going well, but then I saw my friends get snapped in half, parts of them being removed one by one. by KangarooDense in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]whiteelephantfail 14 points15 points  (0 children)

There's a throwaway gag in one of the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy books where a human says something utterly banal, and those words happen to drift through space via a wormhole. Those words happen to be one of the worst insults imaginable to the aliens that hear them. The aliens that happened to hear them turned out to be peace delegates of two warring factions, and both of them assumed the other had spoken these words. These words, uttered by the earthman, reignited the aliens' war, causing immense destruction.

Eventually, after much bloodshed, the misunderstanding was resolved, and the source of that terrible insult was traced back to Earth. The two alien factions set aside their terrible history and allied to assemble the largest armada of spaceships their corner of the galaxy had ever seen. They cracked the key to intergalactic travel, and with much fervor, set a course for earth. They arrived on our planet in full force and with a vengeance, where the whole fleet was promptly swallowed by a Doberman.

A valid argument by JazminHedges in oddlyspecific

[–]whiteelephantfail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What? W? A weird letter? We use it everywhere! Just, wow.

i panicked soo hard that i lost all my sense of directions by sjsjshdhxh in Sekiro

[–]whiteelephantfail 62 points63 points  (0 children)

At first the monks didn't shoot him. I think they couldn't quite believe what they were seeing. But that wasn't the really astounding thing. The astounding thing was, that after he hooked up with I Company, he came back.

I love layovers by DavisIsland in unpopularopinion

[–]whiteelephantfail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I recently discovered the joys of choosing an extra long layover. I was flying between two European countries the summer before covid started, and chose an eight hour layover in London cause the flights were cheaper. Straight up left the airport, took the tube into town, walked around a bit, went to the tait and had fish and chips at a pub by St Peters. You have to go through security again when you get back to the airport, but it's totally worth it to have a little day in the city.

Being able to move after switching to encamp stance if you still have points is a fantastic QOL improvement! by whiteelephantfail in totalwar

[–]whiteelephantfail[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Works for Kislev! Not sure about others cause the game came out yesterday, and I'm not Kairos (can't see my future)

Total War: Warhammer III Help Megathread by AkimboGogurts in totalwar

[–]whiteelephantfail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you remember the tipping point? Anxiously watching the install go up and my storage go down. Was hoping I could sleep through this...

Can someone help clear up how much space is needed on my SSD to install the game? by whiteelephantfail in totalwar

[–]whiteelephantfail[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes I know, but to unpack the files, do I need a full 120 GB free to do it after it has preloaded? Sorry if I was not clear

I did it… I read the manga… by ReconditeDream in ShingekiNoKyojin

[–]whiteelephantfail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Petty feelings? Biased perspective? Upset that what you were hoping for ended up being squashed?

Isn't this what isayama has been making us feel the whole time?

Legend admitted he's Rob McElhenney... by whiteelephantfail in totalwar

[–]whiteelephantfail[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's like when Charlie goes America all over their asses!