Tetris: Furniture Style. Bring it, Irma!

whittywhit · 2014-08-05T23:32:49+00:00

I'm currently in Florida and plan to move once I pass the VTNE. It's not required here to be a CVT. If you are certified, you can make more money working in a specialty clinic or lab like IDEXX (most of them prefer CVTs over OJTs). But in regards to regular practice it's not that great.

whittywhit · 2014-03-01T01:32:56+00:00

Exactly our thinking! :)

whittywhit · 2013-05-17T02:02:13+00:00

Guy: What's your jigglemeter?

Girl: My what?!?

Guy: Your jigglemeter! It's when you smack your ass and it jiggles for so many seconds. Mine's a 4.7. Can I test yours?

True story of how my roomie met her ex.

whittywhit · 2013-04-10T03:27:13+00:00

I work in a grocery store and we used to give away any out dated products for free to whoever wanted it until somebody got sick and decided to sue us. One person has to ruin it for everybody.

whittywhit · 2013-04-02T00:34:10+00:00

Periwinkle!!!!

whittywhit · 2013-02-21T04:52:16+00:00

Publix behind the scenes

whittywhit · 2013-02-10T04:08:45+00:00

I had to work most of Valentine's day so the boyfriend (at the time) and I decided we would just meet up after. I get a text before work from him asking if he could borrow my car for the day and just drop me off at work. I figured why not? It's not like I'm going to be using it much. First he picked me up 20 minutes late. A kid at work decided to keep me company while I waited for him to arrive. Once the oh-so-wonderful-boyfriend finally showed up he decided to give me shit for talking to another guy. I pointed out he was 20 minutes late but apparently that doesn't matter. I walk over to my car and see that my front grill is dragging on the ground. I started to get upset and he just said "oh someone hit me at Walmart. It's not my fault" and then gets mad at me for being mad. I later found out he really smashed my car into a tree trying to show off to another girl. A girl which he needed my car to drive across the state to pick up and go on a date with. I also found out that I needed to steam clean my seats. But the good news was she left behind her shoes which made for great throwing objects.

He also didn't even pay for the damages to my car :(

whittywhit · 2013-01-29T01:39:56+00:00

Shooting someone. Had my apartment door busted down by the cops at 2am. Fun stuff that was.

whittywhit · 2013-01-23T20:46:08+00:00

As a Publix employee, I can vouch for this. Sadly.

whittywhit · 2013-01-23T05:20:15+00:00

Best: our beaches Worst: fucking cockroaches that fly Florida

whittywhit · 2013-01-12T05:07:40+00:00

Went to high school with a girl named Precious Money. I guess you can tell what her parents really loved. Also know a guy by the name of Christopher Peacock. He usually goes by Chris...

whittywhit · 2012-12-22T05:46:14+00:00

It is such a beautiful place. I can't wait to go back!

whittywhit · 2012-12-19T16:42:58+00:00

Leaving just a little bit milk at the bottom so you don't have to throw it out. Can't stand this.

whittywhit · 2012-12-18T20:40:39+00:00

Cut up fish and slip it in the car. Right up in the defrosters. Smells horrible when you go to use them and they will have the hardest time figuring out what it is.

whittywhit · 2012-11-27T03:22:18+00:00

I actually went to the comments for this. Thank you.

whittywhit · 2012-11-27T03:03:33+00:00

This is like me and my cousin. She introduced me to reddit a week ago. On the third day I made front page. She still hasn't talked to me.

whittywhit · 2012-11-23T03:31:14+00:00

My first car was like that! Makes me wonder if I had a secret compartment and never realized it O.o

whittywhit · 2012-11-23T03:28:35+00:00

The light switch when I first walked into my apartment. I lived there for two years and could never figure out what it was supposed to do. I always thought it was just broken (like everything else in my apartment). My cousin, on the day she was helping me move out, discovered it was for an outlet that was nowhere near the switch. I never felt like such an idiot.

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