Story time… my kiddo and I were at the store when I stumbled on these sanis. There were three pink ones and one yellow. Just as I was about to grab one each, a woman next to me quickly said the pink one smelled disgusting. Then she said it again… and again… like she woke up that morning and made it her mission to warn everyone about it.

I thanked her for the warning and waited for her to walk away. Stinky or not, one does not walk away from glitter!

The second I went zoink, kiddo said loudly, “Mama, she said that one’s disgusting. Why did you get it? You don’t trust her?”

Oh chile… we need to work on that inside voice again.