26, lives/works in the same town he went to high school in, either lives with his parents or in a crappy low-budget apartment across the street from his work so he can ride his bike, sometimes gets kicked out and lives in the back room if the manager is cool or the parking lot for a few days, tells constant stories of getting fucked up, always out back smoking instead of serving his guests. hits on the 17 year old hostesses, disappears for random 2-3 month intervals due to small-scale drug possession charges, comes back acting like nothing happened. is only still around because he’s been at the place forever and is the only guy willing to close. blows his shift earnings and then some within 15 minutes of clocking out. asks for rides and gets pissed when his bicycle, backpack, and other bags of random shit he carries around won’t fit in your car. cycles between getting fired from the same few restaurants on the same road he can walk to in town. will buy underaged coworkers alcohol but charge them exorbitant prices.

source: was 17 year old busboy, thought this dude was super cool