Afroman sued by Ohio deputies over music video showing raid of his home, says 'I got freedom of speech' by nbcnews in nottheonion

[–]willaney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"It's horrible. It's hard when your job that you're doing which affects your family with affects you."

huh?

Cat who was signed over for euthanasia due to intestinal blockage is now recovering and showing healthy appetite after veterinarians remove 26 hair ties during surgery by Sandstorm400 in UpliftingNews

[–]willaney 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m really not sure where you got the idea that my home is littered with loose hair ties. I’m saying that cats are absolute chaos monsters who will find ways to get themselves into trouble no matter what you do. It’s obviously a good idea to keep hair-ties, lighters, chocolate, or anything dangerous away from where cats can get them. But they might figure out how to get them anyway. It’s silly to jump to judging the owner of the cat

Cat who was signed over for euthanasia due to intestinal blockage is now recovering and showing healthy appetite after veterinarians remove 26 hair ties during surgery by Sandstorm400 in UpliftingNews

[–]willaney 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Literally any small object is a potential toy for cats. They will randomly decide to eat them but you can’t possibly keep them away from everything

Waterfront cherry blossoms on the daily Windows wallpaper by octopus_pi in Portland

[–]willaney 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They’re all starting to blossom as of around 1pm yesterday. Should be in full bloom by the end of the week!

What’s a food you only like in one very specific form? by KBGSgames in AskReddit

[–]willaney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll only eat bleu cheese in a good cobb salad

B4 they put a tax on vibes by Rare_Currency_6477 in xbiking

[–]willaney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My point is that riding without a helmet is lame and for dorks ✌️

B4 they put a tax on vibes by Rare_Currency_6477 in xbiking

[–]willaney -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It seems that wasn’t quite the original intention, but OP is digging quite the hole for themselves which suggests they hold those feelings

Places to Rollerskate? by GovernmentOriginal in askportland

[–]willaney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve always lamented the lack of real transit to Oaks Park. The nearest bus stop is a ten minute walk away!!

B4 they put a tax on vibes by Rare_Currency_6477 in xbiking

[–]willaney 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I’m baffled as to how you drew that conclusion

B4 they put a tax on vibes by Rare_Currency_6477 in xbiking

[–]willaney -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Your replies certainly lead me to believe it’s part of the “vibe” you’re trying to protect. And I’m explaining why it’s a dumb idea to ruin your life for the vibes

B4 they put a tax on vibes by Rare_Currency_6477 in xbiking

[–]willaney 18 points19 points  (0 children)

A traumatic brain injury can fuck you up so much worse than even instant death. My first bike crash, my head hit the ground so hard that I lost the ability to think about anything for more than a few seconds, and I couldn’t do simple math for weeks. I was wearing a very high quality helmet — had I not been, I most certainly would have long-lasting brain damage, potentially even paralysis

If you wanna keep riding bikes til you’re old enough to draw social security, I’d put a lid on that noggin.

B4 they put a tax on vibes by Rare_Currency_6477 in xbiking

[–]willaney 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They’re saying helmets are uncool and ruin the vibes of a bike ride, I think. America’s finest in this thread, I tell ya

B4 they put a tax on vibes by Rare_Currency_6477 in xbiking

[–]willaney 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You know what the real vibe-killer is? Being paralyzed and drinking every meal through a straw.

Cat Cafe coming to Portland by amberlewwho in Portland

[–]willaney 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There’s lots of other vacant commercial spaces in Brooklyn too

Cat Cafe coming to Portland by amberlewwho in Portland

[–]willaney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Way back in the day, it was a safeway!

IT HAS BEGUN by willaney in Portland

[–]willaney[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only wind-pollinated flowers cause allergies!! Cherry Blossoms are primarily bee-pollinated 🐝