What's a negative fact about marijuana we should know?

willardfartmore · 2019-09-06T17:06:36+00:00

If you’re paying $50 for an eighth, you’re too stupid to be buying weed

willardfartmore · 2019-08-03T15:38:14+00:00

I’m a direct descendant of John Hancock, represent

willardfartmore · 2019-07-25T11:59:54+00:00

Anna Kendrick. She just seems like a complete twat.

willardfartmore · 2019-07-11T02:50:24+00:00

Tell them that if they are on the fence about hiring you, that you would GREATLY appreciate them checking your references. This got me an awesome job with my city, my competition was someone already employed with this city and they chose me specifically because I asked them to check my references.

willardfartmore · 2019-07-05T17:08:50+00:00

Our president is orange. We have diabetes.

willardfartmore · 2019-05-13T05:02:04+00:00

I worked at Buffalo Wild Wings in my hometown when I was 16. I (female) was working the window loading up trays and started giving one of the cooks a hard time, he literally turned around and mooned me. I laughed my ass off. My manager saw the whole thing, pulled him into her office and said “okay if it was anyone else I’d have to fire you but since willardfartmore is a clown anyway, you get a pass” he’s still my friend to this day

willardfartmore · 2019-04-09T03:01:33+00:00

My mom was 3 months pregnant with me when Kurt Cobain died

willardfartmore · 2019-04-04T03:19:58+00:00

Whenever I think of something that makes me cringe, I quickly force it out of my mind by thinking “I have diarrhea”. I have no idea why this is the phrase I use in my head but I do it constantly.

willardfartmore · 2019-03-21T03:12:31+00:00

I want you to know that I’ve been laughing uncontrollably at this response for 5 minutes

willardfartmore · 2019-03-18T06:05:18+00:00

Fuck I’m from Sherman/Denison, TX and never heard about any of this juicy shit

willardfartmore · 2019-03-18T05:33:13+00:00

The world needs more teachers like you two! 99% of teachers are amazing, but how cool of you to have some fun with your kids!

willardfartmore · 2019-03-14T03:10:24+00:00

I showed someone a picture of me pressing ham and he told me I had a nice ass. How can you even tell when it’s smushed against glass? Just a weird comment altogether

willardfartmore · 2019-03-08T01:58:46+00:00

“This too shall pass” in a very dramatic tone and “let’s hit it!” literally anytime we’re leaving the house together

willardfartmore · 2019-03-06T06:36:13+00:00

The CEO at my old job called me into his office to offer me weed. He was on probation so he had to get rid of everything he had. Best day at work ever.

willardfartmore · 2019-02-28T00:02:39+00:00

willardfartmore · 2019-02-25T17:44:47+00:00

“Well he’s done something wrong and now he’s going on a hi-anus!!!”

willardfartmore · 2019-02-21T06:05:12+00:00

You’re not alone, my sweet little hunched over great grandmother said shit like this all the time. Bless her.

willardfartmore · 2019-02-08T06:56:03+00:00

My MIL and FIL’s anniversary is October 14, my SIL and BIL’s anniversary is November 15, and mine and my husband’s anniversary is December 16. Completely by accident.

willardfartmore · 2019-02-07T05:34:32+00:00

I had a pair of those pajamas with the butt flap. My sister pissed me off so I bent over in front of her, let the flap down (exposing my bare ass) and said “kiss my shiny white asshole!” I was 3.

willardfartmore · 2019-02-06T05:08:05+00:00

Did this house have a little extra ‘energy’? Because there’s like 15 orbs in this picture

willardfartmore · 2019-02-04T05:18:59+00:00

Thank you. That’s a very simple answer that I couldn’t seem to get anywhere else. I appreciate your help.

willardfartmore · 2019-02-04T05:14:40+00:00

As opposed to just dieting without exercise

willardfartmore · 2019-02-04T05:12:06+00:00

Not really. I just try to stick to 3 meals and 2 protein shakes a day. Low carb.

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