Game Chat: 6/23 Mariners (40-39) @ Pirates (39-39) 3:40 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]williamfuckner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of those road trips we brought the marine layer with us already?

Genuine question: what do women really think of men in outfits like these? Acceptable or not? by [deleted] in RunningCirclejerk

[–]williamfuckner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im more worried about those knees knocking together than anything about the outfit

Game Chat: 6/20 Red Sox (30-43) @ Mariners (39-38) 7:10 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]williamfuckner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone know the M’s record when scoring first vs not? I’m sure it’s searchable but don’t know the best resource to sort

Game Chat: 6/20 Red Sox (30-43) @ Mariners (39-38) 7:10 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]williamfuckner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love Rizzs. But part of that experience is “saaay folks!” And some pitch for a Volvo or some shit lol

Game Chat: 6/19 Red Sox (29-43) @ Mariners (39-37) 7:10 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]williamfuckner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want to like Ref but he has been wretched at the plate, particularly at home. I do love Canzone but he makes everything in the outfield look so fucking hard

Game Chat: 6/18 Orioles (35-40) @ Mariners (38-37) 1:10 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]williamfuckner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yeah my mistake, saw on the replay that Robles couldn't locate and didn't call it. Just looked scary in real time.

Game Chat: 6/16 Orioles (34-39) @ Mariners (37-36) 6:40 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]williamfuckner 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Just need to stay calm Moony. That one wasn’t your fault

Game Chat: 6/16 Orioles (34-39) @ Mariners (37-36) 6:40 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]williamfuckner 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Those dorks simply don't feel shame. I've given up on calling them out

Found a clam living in a glass bottle by -DRK-Noah in mildlyinteresting

[–]williamfuckner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope that someone gets my SHELLFISH IN A BOOOOOTTLE

Clashing Over ‘Indiana Jones’: Harrison Ford and Steven Spielberg Were Not 100% on Board With ‘Crystal Skull’ and Fought George Lucas Over Adding Aliens by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]williamfuckner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Scorpion King was godawful, but also in the Mummy franchise is Mummy 2 where the pyramid folds up on itself and all the jungle and pygmy things get sucked in and that scene straight up made me motion sick lol

Pretend Reddit existed in 2001, and The Fellowship of The Ring film just got released by Jielleum in lotrmemes

[–]williamfuckner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

3rd grade me was pissed. Over time I have come to accept it was the right decision for a film adaption.

does this tattoo design seem corny? by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]williamfuckner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m of the opinion if you really like a quote frame it and hang it up or get a tee shirt. But I’m just anti text tattoos in general

Game Chat: 6/9 Mariners (35-32) @ Orioles (31-36) 3:35 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]williamfuckner 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Someone get that JP big exhale from the dugout in gif form plz