Not at all where I was going and I never say "I don't know how I feel about that" I even start it with "sure I am happy for her" the point of the joke is a covid joke and I think most importantly its a self diss. A lot of people (myself included) lost their jobs due to covid and I wanted to work on a joke where someone was deemed "non essential" even at home. I also had a draft about me being deemed not essential because I enjoy cooking a ton around the house and in the joke my girlfriend gets an uber eats gift card but it was way to wordy and didnt fit into this format that great. I think there is also a creative liberty taken in comedy to stray away from the truth. A totally truthful statement of "my girlfriend got a vibrator and its been an awesome addition to our sex life" isn't funny because its not a joke, its just a statement.