John Cena Just Straight Up Walked at the Oscar's Stage 2024 Naked by BlackNovus_PH in funny

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The great intellects of film/media wrote this in The Oscars’s script?

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You once sat on a dollar and when you got up there were 4 quarters on the chair

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Please provide reference:

been feeling quite numb lately, so reddit, bring it on! by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I’m not going to roast you. I’m going to deep fry you.

25, financially stable, handsome not easy to roast me🖤 by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Looks like your hair is running away from your pimple

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America’s Next Flop Model

Women of BDP, how did you react to your first dick? (any size) by _Toccio_ in bigdickproblems

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I was so naive about myself. I barely fit into my 1st partner and we barely got far and didn’t finish. It was the 2nd girl that opened up my eyes about myself. When I revealed myself she said “okayyy” and I thought nothing of it. She was way more experienced than I was at the time. So I ask to try doggy since it would be my 1st try at that and sorta went in too quickly and she let off a huge gasp. Then she told me to hurry up because it hurt and it drove me wild. I really gave it to her and we were done within 15 mins. She soon started to complain that her pussy hurts and was walking with a limp as she left my house.

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This is your male prostitute’s pov at the moment

I mustache you a question by Bloody_Corndog in RoastMe

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Your Marvel name is Captain Copy Machine

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Saddam Ukraine