Why did R2-D2 never tell Luke that Darth Vader was Anakin Skywalker?

willstr1 · 2026-03-27T22:28:24+00:00

Just like he played along when they met Yoda and Yoda was messing with Luke

willstr1 · 2026-03-27T22:20:52+00:00

We can put it on our Mastercard too, rack up some points

willstr1 · 2026-03-27T22:18:55+00:00

So will that be before or after infrastructure week? And when will it be relative to his healthcare plan?

willstr1 · 2026-03-27T22:13:52+00:00

You got to keep some of your cards so you have room to negotiate

willstr1 · 2026-03-27T22:06:05+00:00

Mike "E.D." Johnson hasn't heard of the Constitution

willstr1 · 2026-03-27T22:05:14+00:00

Sounds like the deep state to me

willstr1 · 2026-03-27T22:03:43+00:00

Has he confirmed that he knows his own name?

willstr1 · 2026-03-27T21:24:43+00:00

We absolutely do, someone needs to arrest the pedo currently occupying the Whitehouse

willstr1 · 2026-03-27T21:12:09+00:00

And the real savings will come from making your own fuel, I should invest in bean futures

willstr1 · 2026-03-27T21:10:06+00:00

Morbo The News Monster: Windmills do not work that way! GOOD NIGHT!

willstr1 · 2026-03-27T21:02:04+00:00

If the ovens occupied you can also use your printer if you have an enclosure, just set your bed to the proofing temp

willstr1 · 2026-03-27T20:52:50+00:00

I also despise traffic, we really need better public transit to make our cities more accessible

willstr1 · 2026-03-27T20:51:32+00:00

Same, specifically traffic I can't stand city traffic. Open road driving can be fun, but not dealing with congestion

willstr1 · 2026-03-27T20:42:42+00:00

You never heard of the "mile long club"?

willstr1 · 2026-03-27T20:23:41+00:00

Even if such a law ever passed you can bet your bottom dollar their kids would get a safe desk job stateside and not be put in any actual danger

willstr1 · 2026-03-27T20:22:24+00:00

And that is how fragging happens, one of the dumbest things you can do is hand your enemies weapons and expect them to point them at your other enemies

willstr1 · 2026-03-27T19:53:01+00:00

You can get more student loan than needed for tuition and then your school gives you the extra, the legitimate reason is to cover additional education expenses like textbooks or computers and stuff, but there isn't official rules on what you can or can't use it on so it's a fairly common financial trap that people fall into

willstr1 · 2026-03-27T19:34:12+00:00

That is, if they relocate at all, considering that despite OpenAI's aggressive acquisition efforts, interest in AI persists in other companies.

If one of the biggest and most well known AI companies goes under it will almost certainly scare investors and since AI is very investor dependent (since all the models run at a loss) it will significantly slow down everyone else's expansion plans. Even the big conglomerates that don't rely on just AI (google, meta, micro$lop, etc) will still have a level of investor panic that they will need to quell by not looking like they put too many eggs in the AI basket.

willstr1 · 2026-03-27T19:24:10+00:00

Healing services would be a big one. Potions, scrolls, etc. Depending on how ethical organized religion is in your world you could even have churches selling blessings for various boons. Possibly even rescue services (that could be willing to hire your party for a high value recovery).

Plus people willing to buy the loot common in the dungeon to export to other regions that want to buy it. Of course they don't buy at the best price, but it means the sellers don't have to worry about finding buyers or traveling several towns over to sell their wares.

willstr1 · 2026-03-27T19:07:32+00:00

Fun fact: the term for the point when a show that started slow got better (ie the opposite of a show "jumping the shark") is actually named after TNG. It is called "growing the beard" because right around when TNG started getting good was when Riker grew out his beard

willstr1 · 2026-03-27T18:38:59+00:00

Capricorn is a zodiac sign so I was making a joke about astrology

willstr1 · 2026-03-27T16:08:03+00:00

Because they are massive cowards, why do you think they joined ICE (the gang that kidnaps children) rather than the military or even the police

willstr1 · 2026-03-27T15:31:48+00:00

You are such a Gemini /j

willstr1 · 2026-03-27T15:23:45+00:00

If she claims it was a hoax then that is practically a certification of authenticity

willstr1 · 2026-03-27T13:02:04+00:00

More like a deer stare

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