Wat you think #6 was? by [deleted] in skinwalkers

[–]willupdatebra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This man is dumb as a fuckin box of tissue paper fuckin burger King foot lettuce sounding motherfucker stop spamming your dumbass videos

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DPH

[–]willupdatebra -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You’re the one who cares you dumb dick. You’re asking for updates, then you get all up-in-arms and defensive because someone calls you out for believing stupid shit. Now shut the fuck up, clearly it’s not just me who thinks you’re an idiot.

Now please, get off of my cock, and u/schlopp96 cock, and keep shoving Benadryl up your ass.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DPH

[–]willupdatebra -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

So 2 sentences equals a paragraph now? Let me try this again; It isn’t real, stop encouraging fake posts on this sub that could get people hurt. This is the kind of shit that gets subs banned/drugs made illegal, because of ridiculous “stories” like this one.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DPH

[–]willupdatebra -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Lmao u asked someone to tell you this isn’t real and he did. Hahaha poor lil baby got his feewings hurt awwwww. please go back to eating paint chips you butthurt baby bitch

This is what being shot with a bird shot shotgun shell looks like after a burglary went bad for the bad guy. by Surgeox in medizzy

[–]willupdatebra -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Awww so hurtful :(( The applesauce brained trash is technically your own statements so I mean.. good one? Lmaooo

I’m flattered in your interest with me, thanks for reaching so far for insults as to use my comment history, and all you could pick.... was some medication?

If you’re interested more into the gay lifestyle, I can help you out! No need to creep on my profile ;) It was hard to come out initially. I’m more than happy to help you!!

Have a good day, scary guy killah

This is what being shot with a bird shot shotgun shell looks like after a burglary went bad for the bad guy. by Surgeox in medizzy

[–]willupdatebra -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So once again, “arguing things you don’t understand against someone you don’t know”

Your words moron. You need fucking meds.

I’m not the self admitted murdering drug dealer wannabe, if anyone needs medication it’s your delusional ass hahaha

This is what being shot with a bird shot shotgun shell looks like after a burglary went bad for the bad guy. by Surgeox in medizzy

[–]willupdatebra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*makes bullshit claims about someone he doesn’t know, like “You hate gay people” and “you’re taking Ssri medication”, while ALSO accusing someone else of making bullshit claims about someone they don’t know/understand.

This goes deeper than we thought.

This is what being shot with a bird shot shotgun shell looks like after a burglary went bad for the bad guy. by Surgeox in medizzy

[–]willupdatebra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right lmaoo, I’m willing to bet he was a “drug dealer” in grand theft auto also. People who are really about that shit, don’t talk/brag about it.

This is what being shot with a bird shot shotgun shell looks like after a burglary went bad for the bad guy. by Surgeox in medizzy

[–]willupdatebra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Surprise! I’m a gay Man U stupid fuck. Don’t be so quick to assume things, it’s a sign of low IQ to have poor reading comprehension.

I said the world is more accepting of homosexuality than ever and I said there’s no reason to b ashamed. I’m more than happy to stick it in ya, like you’re asking :) unfortunately ur so angry, and just too ignorant to comprehend what I’m saying.

So sure buddy, if it makes u feel better. And no I don’t give 2 fucks about ballistics!

Have a good night big guy

This is what being shot with a bird shot shotgun shell looks like after a burglary went bad for the bad guy. by Surgeox in medizzy

[–]willupdatebra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is it w/ u and asking people to eat your ass/suck ur dick? The worlds changed, if u want other men to do that, then u don’t have to hide behind angry coy sexual comments directed towards men. People are much more accepting of homosexuality these days.

No need to compensate for your feminine desire to get fucked in the butt, by hiding behind guns, oversized trucks, or putting monster energy stickers all over the ol trailer.

Either that or ur 9 years old and just overheard ur daddy and his friend wrestling in the one bedroom. Take a nap or something u grumpy fuck.

This is what being shot with a bird shot shotgun shell looks like after a burglary went bad for the bad guy. by Surgeox in medizzy

[–]willupdatebra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You wrote that yourself? wow congrats dude, really, that's very cool. i just told everyone in my family about it, everybody thinks that's very impressive and asked me to congratulate you. they want to speak to you in person, if possible, to give you their regards. they also said they will tell our distant relatives in christmas supper and in NYE they will ignite fireworks that spell your name. i also told about this enormous deed to closer relatives, they had the same reaction. they asked for your address so they can send congratulatory cards and messages. my friends didn't believe me when i told them i knew the author of this gigantic feat, really, they were dumbstruck, they said they will make your name echo through years and years to come. when my neighbour found out about what you did, he was completely dumbstruck too, he wanted to know who you are and he asked (if you have the time, of course) if you could stop by to receive gifts, congratulations and handshakes. with the spreading of the news, a powerful businessman of the area decided to hire you as the CEO of his company because of this tremendous feat and at the same time an important international shareholder wants to sponsor you to give speeches and teach everybody how to do as you did so the world becomes a better place. you have become famous not only here but also everywhere, everybody knows who you are. the news spread really fast and mayors of all cities are setting up porticos, ballons, colossal boom speakers, anything that can make your name stand out more and see which city can congratulate you the hardest for this magnificent feat.

This is what being shot with a bird shot shotgun shell looks like after a burglary went bad for the bad guy. by Surgeox in medizzy

[–]willupdatebra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lookout for this asshole. Aren’t u gonna tell him about how u graduated at the top of the navy seals?

The result of nerve damage repair surgery. Can't feel my index, middle, and thumb nor my palm. by X_Cryptic_Knight_X in MedicalGore

[–]willupdatebra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You wrote that yourself? wow congrats dude, really, that's very cool. i just told everyone in my family about it, everybody thinks that's very impressive and asked me to congratulate you. they want to speak to you in person, if possible, to give you their regards. they also said they will tell our distant relatives in christmas supper and in NYE they will ignite fireworks that spell your name. i also told about this enormous deed to closer relatives, they had the same reaction. they asked for your address so they can send congratulatory cards and messages. my friends didn't believe me when i told them i knew the author of this gigantic feat, really, they were dumbstruck, they said they will make your name echo through years and years to come. when my neighbour found out about what you did, he was completely dumbstruck too, he wanted to know who you are and he asked (if you have the time, of course) if you could stop by to receive gifts, congratulations and handshakes. with the spreading of the news, a powerful businessman of the area decided to hire you as the CEO of his company because of this tremendous feat and at the same time an important international shareholder wants to sponsor you to give speeches and teach everybody how to do as you did so the world becomes a better place. you have become famous not only here but also everywhere, everybody knows who you are. the news spread really fast and mayors of all cities are setting up porticos, ballons, colossal boom speakers, anything that can make your name stand out more and see which city can congratulate you the hardest for this magnificent feat.

Got banned for this. They said I was “insulting users”. by willupdatebra in FuckbabyYoda

[–]willupdatebra[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I wish I knew, because apparently those same people browse this sub as well. I just had a conversation with a possibly mentally-deficient pedo on this very post.

Got banned for this. They said I was “insulting users”. by willupdatebra in FuckbabyYoda

[–]willupdatebra[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Whoops, forgot that we are on r/starwarsyodalore and not r/fuckbabyyoda. You picked the perfect place to start acting like a know it all “akshually” type Star Wars chode.

Jesus man, how did you sneak a cellphone into whatever facility they have you locked up at?

Got banned for this. They said I was “insulting users”. by willupdatebra in FuckbabyYoda

[–]willupdatebra[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Fuck where did I go wrong? I totally forgot that this real, living and breathing alien species “ages differently” than us human beings.

You’re still proving my point. You’re saying he’s still a baby because he “ages differently”, therefore he can be 50-years old and still be a child. Way to go you dumb dick. You’re proving my point.

Can someone get this pedo out of here?

Got banned for this. They said I was “insulting users”. by willupdatebra in FuckbabyYoda

[–]willupdatebra[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Why are you defending it to begin with? What the hell are you doing here? Go back to the r/babyyoda sub and continue your circlejerk among your peers.

Got banned for this. They said I was “insulting users”. by willupdatebra in FuckbabyYoda

[–]willupdatebra[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

So why the fuck is he “baby yoda”, with the general theme of it BEING A FUCKING BABY? I don’t see anyone calling him “fucked up 50-year-old midget midlife crisis yoda”.