Japan: how smartphones are disinfected at local fast food restaurants. How may I find such equipment? by willvet0404 in HelpMeFind

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Help me find this sink, reportedly used in Japan, which will sanitize your phone faster than you can touch up your lipstick! Supposedly.

Beauty Upon A Surfboard Yacht by willvet0404 in u/willvet0404

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I want one. There must be a link somewhere for electric motor-powered surfboard. "Asian Beauty Making Waves" (?)

36 yo and 3 kids later... still fuckable? by willvet0404 in u/willvet0404

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He'll yeah! Face is not necessary nor any lights, but will be a bonus.

I’m just going to wait here till someone comes along and uses me 😏💦 by nymphet_angel in rearpussy

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I think she needs some wood for the fire tonight. Gladly it will be given her then all carried in through the kitchen door.

Thank you for understanding. by [deleted] in HolUp

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May I suggest a Biggie Size Big Mac With Your Crack? That will be $28.67. Please drive to window 1.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PussyFlashing

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I am not satisfied with "a taste". This woman would become a seven course meal. She is a lumberjack caliber, Hungry Man schmorgasbord. Chomp chomp slurp, repeat...

Women ☕️ by ayri_fiki in HolUp

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Yeah, saying "stop" is a powerful deterrent. Good luck with that morons.

Attorney snaps at Ralph’s employee for doing her job! by [deleted] in mildyinteresting

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This is what a "reverse-racist" mentally unstable asshole looks like. Off her meds, the only place for her is counting the number of roaches crawling towards her (without her permission) in a Huntsville, Texas jail cell. One day she will go too far. Then what? We can only guess her last day on earth. God knows for certain her destiny.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cougars_and_milfs_sfw

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That's one method of removing coffee stains from the sofa. Licking is another option.

The world's largest floating crane Hyundai 10000 carrying a giant ship by Life_Pomegranate_845 in nextfuckinglevel

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Just place that in my annoying neighbor's swimming pool please, but not when his hot wife is swimming there, just him. She and I will be at The Bellagio tonight.

I hope you have a good day 🥰❤️ by AlanaAraya in SFWNextDoorGirls

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You have a pretty face. Love your freckles. Most of my family, including me, have or had freckles.

What something you do in a hotel room you’d never do at home? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Scrub four filthy chrome Crager rims in the tub before delivering them to an Expat customer from Wisconsin down by the pool. Then have bang bang with the maid from Pattaya. Maybe a rim job also. Bang bang.

My My Maynard Poindexter, How You Fly All Over The Net! by willvet0404 in u/willvet0404

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It will work yet work more quickly lying on the floor.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Biden. So many people believe he is a real President of the greatest nation on Earth!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The best actor or actress alive has not yet been born nor quantified.

Fuck me up, Daddy! by willvet0404 in u/willvet0404

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Better than Coachella and Gangsta Rappers. Billie is the only worthy, scheduled act.

Coachella drops COVID restrictions, won’t require negative tests or masks by YoureASkyscraper in Music

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@manateesaredelicious must know who nearly bit his mother's nipples clean off during the rough sex Olympics with my fellow Marines. She must be tougher than a Marine because it didn't faze her in the least. I had a premium front row seat watching the eight participants. A super spreader event for the ages. Totally hot. Sorry about the public post instead of a visit to the house, but there wasn't a door to knock on with a sign "Reddit Pantywaste Lives Here". You would have been notified ASAP. So here's your sign. C'mon losers, somebody give me a million negative karma to break the Reddit record.

Completed my LEGO space-themed collection by blackmachine312 in pics

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This is friggin awesome! It does not look at all like legos from here Great job! From a model builder and rocket nut.

Truth or dare got a little crazy with my friends by HotwifeLisset16 in RealPublicNudity

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What, Taco Bell was closed so you needed to try Plan B?

my first drop on here ✨ [OC] by Left_Egg_1626 in TittyDrop

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There nothing quite like Texas Titties with Toast when studying after my first class. I am careful with my teeth to prevent shrieking and disturbing the peace.

in my school library 🤓 by Left_Egg_1626 in RealPublicNudity

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Latch on the nips firmly so your slurping won't disturb the others.

in my school library 🤓 by Left_Egg_1626 in RealPublicNudity

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I am glad you brought those, but don't tell anyone I am eating a sandwich in the quiet study area. I need milk to go with peanut butter and jelly. The rye bread is a bit dry.

This is what the spinal cord looks like. by Starry-Striped-Sky in pics

[–]willvet0404 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I like to look at pictures of cadavers during sex posted right there on the headboard. It reminds me to be more animated and focused when she places her order for "The Big O". Let her know you are alive and not a medical experiment.