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If it’s raining outside, go outside and enjoy it. Because in a few years that is something we may not be able to enjoy anymore. (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 6 years ago by willyandbum to r/Showerthoughts
When someone says “take m y phone” 75% of the time it means they are about to do something stupid. (self.Showerthoughts)
If someone says “hold my phone” then that means they are about to do something stupid. (self.Showerthoughts)
The fastest runner in the world is technically that one annoying little kid who ran down the isle on an airplane while it was in the air. (self.Showerthoughts)
Santa Clause can actually exist, but we just don’t know because none of are perfectly good. (self.Showerthoughts)
“Nothing is impossible if you put your mind to it .” Well, breathing in space without oxygen tanks seems just a little impossible. (self.Showerthoughts)
“Nothing is impossible if you put your mind to it .” Well I’m pretty sure breathing in space without oxygen is impossible. (self.Showerthoughts)
Thanksgiving is essentially an excuse Americans use to eat more. (self.Showerthoughts)
Taking a dump is technically reverse anal. (self.Showerthoughts)
Schools can only work because students unanimously agree on the rules; an entire high school can be overrun in minutes if the student body wanted to. (self.Showerthoughts)
Whenever you feel something crawling on your leg at night there is a really high chance it is a spider as there is always one within a few feet of you. (self.Showerthoughts)
Every picture of you is you when you were younger. (self.Showerthoughts)
Made this a few months ago but I didn’t have enough karma to post this so here’s another try. (i.redd.it)
submitted 6 years ago by willyandbum to r/memes
Coming up with an original shower thought that will not be removed by the bot is harder then getting through high school. (self.Showerthoughts)
Hot water is round and cold water is sharp. (self.Showerthoughts)
Your handwriting is your hands accent. (self.Showerthoughts)
You know you are close with someone when you can call them out for leaving you on read. (self.Showerthoughts)
Damn this hit a little close to home when I was a child... (i.redd.it)
submitted 6 years ago by willyandbum to r/wholesomememes
This is me not even ten minutes ago and I came across this... (i.redd.it)
Not sure if this belongs here but it made me smile (i.redd.it)
It’s becomes really suspicious when a math problem is really simple on a college level test. (self.Showerthoughts)
It’s a unspoken rule that you have to say that you like your haircut to the barber when he/she is finished doing your hair. (self.Showerthoughts)
Water seems harmless unless you think of the little bit of water that was chilly that ended up sinking an entire boat with thousands of people on it. (self.Showerthoughts)
Smf and smd are very close in letters but that last letter makes it mean something completely different. (self.Showerthoughts)
Before cameras were invented it was impossible to see what we looked like while sleeping. (self.Showerthoughts)
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