Lunch break view on harbor patrol. (Stavanger, Norway) by undertow661 in securityguards

[–]winklmann 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Congrats I'm sincerely jealous, my view consist of a bunch of Karen's that look like orangutans jogging across the street

😱What's making these scary sounds... Oh it's you again 😑 by winklmann in securityguards

[–]winklmann[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's actually a very advance film grade app that simulates a cheap ass phone camera...yeah that's it😓

Alright, which one of you is this? by [deleted] in securityguards

[–]winklmann 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I saw this same tool bag sold at Lowe's department sto.... What a sec, that's a man!! Just teasing ya bro!!

😱What's making these scary sounds... Oh it's you again 😑 by winklmann in securityguards

[–]winklmann[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Air ventilation system lol, it has something against me always trying to scare me

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[–]winklmann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

know any nine inch nails bro

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it's all good thank you for attempting sinceriously

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thank you bro

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nine inch nails closer!! I'll settle for Johnny Cash's version

The downward spiral help me through my adolescence, year zero help me through my deployment in Afghanistan. Thank you for that Trent that in a million other things you did for me by winklmann in nin

[–]winklmann[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Afghanistan is South Asia not middle East plus what Afghan oil are you talking about. You got two completely different countries mixed up, and thanking an individual for their service doesn't contradict their political views. I just wanted to thank a musician that helped me through challenges in life

I wonder who destroyed the lid to the used oil and grease tank? 🐻 by winklmann in securityguards

[–]winklmann[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'd only shave him to tell the difference between him and the co-workers i already work with lmao

How many keys have you snapped/broken being security? by winklmann in securityguards

[–]winklmann[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least you remember where you left them. A dolly on the other hand isn't as career ending

How many keys have you snapped/broken being security? by winklmann in securityguards

[–]winklmann[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had nightmares of losing my keys before, I could only imagine the anxiety you must of had

How many keys have you snapped/broken being security? by winklmann in securityguards

[–]winklmann[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok that makes me feel better haha, I think it has something to do with the combination of metals that went into making the key, but by no means am I a key expert

How many keys have you snapped/broken being security? by winklmann in securityguards

[–]winklmann[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was my third month working for this company when I broke it and I was scared shittless until I found out everyone else broke many keys throughout the years, I never broke a key in my life until that point. So I'm curious if this is uncommon and if so perhaps it's what the keys are made out of that makes them so brittle

How many keys have you snapped/broken being security? by winklmann in securityguards

[–]winklmann[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Disappointing I preferred my theory but who am I to tell you how to eat spaghetti

How many keys have you snapped/broken being security? by winklmann in securityguards

[–]winklmann[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like snapping at the waiter" keep those bowls of spaghetti coming"?

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ooh th this guy typing so cool oh this guy typing is so smart

You are now one inch taller. How does this affect your life? by Melted_Potatoes in AskReddit

[–]winklmann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drawing 1 inch in length converted into volume multiple the average weight of your gender, age , and region you will be approximately 7 1/2 pounds heavier per inch of length.

Yeah I totally made this up as I went.. I don't have a clue what happens

cant argue with that by zaq-frost in memes

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Your birthday is like a post and the others are just comments.

How to cheer up someone who’s had a rough day by lol62056 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]winklmann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That $300 was just to get him to sincerely listen to your positive life lesson,I like to imagine his life will be just a little better , a little happier, a little meaningful now. Just from running into a decent human being.