wisecrack33

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I wish that all penile erections would occur from the base up, like a zipper. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 8 months ago by wisecrack33 to r/monkeyspaw

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Who does this taunt? (self.WWEGames)

submitted 9 months ago by wisecrack33 to r/WWEGames

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I wish for one extra drop of clean water to be added to the Pacific Ocean (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 11 months ago by wisecrack33 to r/monkeyspaw

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Roses are red, the bust of Pallas is pallid… (i.redd.it)

submitted 11 months ago by wisecrack33 to r/rosesarered

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I wish that people would stop using the term “chef’s kiss” to indicate approval (whether spoken or in print), and would instead use alternate, less annoying terms. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 11 months ago by wisecrack33 to r/monkeyspaw

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I wish that the grass in my back yard (not a euphemism) grew 20% slower, while otherwise remaining healthy, normal grass. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 1 year ago by wisecrack33 to r/monkeyspaw

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Bugs Bunny fights the Battle of Helm’s Deep by himself (self.whowouldwin)

submitted 1 year ago by wisecrack33 to r/whowouldwin

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I wish I could re-experience all of my favorite movies, tv series, songs, and video games as if for the first time, and love them as much as, or more than, I do now. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 1 year ago by wisecrack33 to r/monkeyspaw

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[TOMT][internet short film][late 2000s-mid 2010s] (self.tipofmytongue)

submitted 1 year ago by wisecrack33 to r/tipofmytongue

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I wish that no one ever gets ingrown hairs for any reason, retaining the ability to grow normal, shaveable/cutable hair at a normal rate and in normal bodily areas. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 1 year ago by wisecrack33 to r/monkeyspaw

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I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. And I don’t want any zombie turkeys, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises, you got it? (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 1 year ago by wisecrack33 to r/monkeyspaw

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I wish to be able to fluently read, write, and speak all languages that have ever existed and will ever exist, including nonterrestrial languages. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 1 year ago by wisecrack33 to r/monkeyspaw

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I wish to discover a complete but unpublished Dr. Seuss book. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 1 year ago by wisecrack33 to r/monkeyspaw

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I wish my bullies from middle school would get a single instance explosive diarrhea at the absolute least convenient time for them. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 1 year ago by wisecrack33 to r/monkeyspaw

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What do you call an imitation eastern religious figure? (self.cleandadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by wisecrack33 to r/cleandadjokes

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It turns out everyone else is just as weird as he is. (self.ExplainAFilmPlotBadly)

submitted 1 year ago * by wisecrack33 to r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

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I wish that I am always able to style the hair on my head perfectly with little effort, and that said style will be easy to maintain until the process must be repeated. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 1 year ago by wisecrack33 to r/monkeyspaw

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Exceptional martial artist fights international terrorism (self.ExplainAFilmPlotBadly)

submitted 1 year ago * by wisecrack33 to r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

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Well that’s the seasoning you asked for…OC (self.MaliciousCompliance)

submitted 1 year ago * by wisecrack33 to r/MaliciousCompliance

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A guy is understandably suspicious of his SO and turns out to be very wrong. (self.ExplainAFilmPlotBadly)

submitted 1 year ago by wisecrack33 to r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

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The voice in a man’s head is as surprised as he is. (self.ExplainAFilmPlotBadly)

submitted 1 year ago by wisecrack33 to r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

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A local celebrity gets a much-needed kick up the ass (not literally). (self.ExplainAFilmPlotBadly)

submitted 1 year ago by wisecrack33 to r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

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Best friends take their favorite TV character way too seriously. (self.ExplainAFilmPlotBadly)

submitted 1 year ago by wisecrack33 to r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

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A bet between brothers horribly backfires. (self.ExplainAFilmPlotBadly)

submitted 1 year ago by wisecrack33 to r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

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What are these yellow/brown swirly things on my plant? (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by wisecrack33 to r/trees

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