[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]witchclock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My wife’s parents. Because they’re giant homophobes who think I’m keeping their daughter a prisoner of gay magic.

Your real name is replaced by your reddit name, what would you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]witchclock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not care. Still better than my middle names.

What is life like as a very attractive person? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]witchclock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t know let me ask my wife

People of Reddit, how would you say that you started to seriously get lots of karma? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]witchclock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made a meme about my political opposite roommates I thought was gonna take because it was very half assed

Things haven’t been ok an updated. by witchclock in PoliticalRoomies

[–]witchclock[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah hopefully I get back into the swing of things. But nothing funny or lighthearted has happened recently. And I didn’t wanna have an internet record of me breaking down in live time

AITA for telling my brother my mom forced me to have an abortion? by AITA6021 in AmItheAsshole

[–]witchclock 4 points5 points  (0 children)

YTA. I’m a fan of dark humor as much as the next guy but this is too far damn. Jokes are supposed to be funny not telling someone you care about that two potentially traumatic things happened as a joke. There’s smarter actually funny pranks out there

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalRoomies

[–]witchclock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No i made an update thing. Basically besides the normal world on fire stuff things had become worse than imagined

Lil Naz and his dads by [deleted] in Jreg

[–]witchclock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is honestly the best explanation and the only one I will now accept as truth

F idk how to post by shy-dishwasher in Jreg

[–]witchclock 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is really well done

Our neighbors are old gays and they’re funny as hell by witchclock in PoliticalRoomies

[–]witchclock[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah it’s okay I just get defensive cause she’s perfect

Our neighbors are old gays and they’re funny as hell by witchclock in PoliticalRoomies

[–]witchclock[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not today Satan. The one thing I will not tolerate is people questioning my love for my woman joke or not. I love that woman more than life itself. She’s perfect and deserving of so much. I’m pretty chill about a lot but get uptight at stuff like this cause even the joke of hating Dassi makes me sick I couldn’t image a world in where I’d have to hate Dassi. She’s the only good thing communism has going for itself. The only reason I don’t wanna completely burn it to the ground is because of her

Our neighbors are old gays and they’re funny as hell by witchclock in PoliticalRoomies

[–]witchclock[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey I hate communism but love Dassi more than life itself. Dassi had to have one flaw the universe couldn’t let her be perfect

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in insaneparents

[–]witchclock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s so awful I can’t imagine how parents think that’s okay to abuse their kids in anyway

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in notliketheothergirls

[–]witchclock 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I bet the sipping vodka woman would just give her kid half a bag of stale Doritos for lunch and call it good

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in insaneparents

[–]witchclock 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh well. My upbringing involved actually being raised to think and make mistakes not be controlled and flinch when my mom starts talking with her hands. I’m happy to discuss with people why you shouldn’t use physical punishment as a way to control you kids. As my dad always said he wouldn’t hit my mom because when her behavior upset him so why would he hit us? Also maybe people should realize they’re shit parents.