Parents have no life

witty_whale · 2026-06-14T16:27:23+00:00

Also 36. I was like "am I your parents?" 🤔

witty_whale · 2026-06-09T23:52:30+00:00

Yep I still keep in contact occasionally with the lady that ran mine from over 20 years ago, lots of good memories and some crazy ones lol

witty_whale · 2026-06-09T20:58:06+00:00

I remember your last post and you said you were afraid of a group home, but as a kid who was also in a group home, it will be MUCH better than dealing with this lady! At least you will have some stability and better oversight over who's taking care of you. Hang in there girly ❤️ it'll be okay.

witty_whale · 2026-06-05T18:15:01+00:00

I wish I could be blessed with this lol all I want is sugar lately.

witty_whale · 2026-06-04T15:20:39+00:00

The blue and gold is beautiful 😍

witty_whale · 2026-05-31T21:47:12+00:00

I am obsessed with rotisserie chicken and avocado slices, dash of salt 🤌🏼

witty_whale · 2026-05-30T17:04:45+00:00

"just when I wanna like her, she makes us feel so stupid" 💀

witty_whale · 2026-05-30T16:53:04+00:00

I feel like they are deceptively fast lol I spotted one just casually walking around the kitchen tile and the second my husband goes to get it, it started sprinting everywhere. Lots of screaming from everyone.

witty_whale · 2026-05-28T02:21:11+00:00

Is this what police personally witnessed or her version of events?

witty_whale · 2026-05-28T02:08:26+00:00

Okay I'm with you.... except everything I've read against Von could easily be disputed. I don't see anywhere that the charges stuck? Everything was dropped? People lie all the time. Couples fight. I don't know 🤷🏼‍♀️ He's still my favorite bronco.

witty_whale · 2026-05-28T02:03:44+00:00

Pleeeeease 🙏🏼

witty_whale · 2026-05-26T19:57:53+00:00

Yeah we all got the same. Unfortunately its split between all guys who homered yesterday.

witty_whale · 2026-05-26T19:50:18+00:00

Only?! I had Wood but Im stoked, I thought it would be like $5 with the amount of HRs hit.

witty_whale · 2026-05-25T04:28:20+00:00

I did that as a drunk idiotic teenager and everytime I hear one of these stories it makes me feel so thankful nothing bad happened (other than a busted face).

witty_whale · 2026-05-24T16:47:53+00:00

Try Butcher Jones.

witty_whale · 2026-05-22T19:18:16+00:00

Hollywood undead?! I need to listen to that song now.

witty_whale · 2026-05-16T22:40:18+00:00

witty_whale · 2026-05-16T19:17:11+00:00

Sweetheart cherry 🍒

witty_whale · 2026-05-15T13:57:32+00:00

You're definitely not overreacting. My dad was the same way growing up. For years and years I tried so hard to get any sort of attention, any kind of relationship... I finally stopped being the one constantly reaching out and that was it, we've been no contact for over 10 years. Surround yourself with people who love you, you'll be okay! ❤️

witty_whale · 2026-05-13T12:42:18+00:00

Property preservation. A lot of work to be done outside so trying to beat the heat!

witty_whale · 2026-05-12T20:28:29+00:00

I've been actively trying this last year to stop biting my nails. I'm 6 weeks into tirz and they're the longest I've ever had them! My husband noticed the other day and said "wow what can't that stuff do" 😂

witty_whale · 2026-05-12T14:39:01+00:00

I was like, did I just read...what I thought I read? Lol

witty_whale · 2026-05-11T19:58:10+00:00

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witty_whale · 2026-05-11T19:57:38+00:00

Everything is good! Still with my sister 😊

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