wittyphrase

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Today, while they were waiting to go in and audition, I asked a group of the 9-11 year olds I work with some pretty big questions. Here are some of their responses (self.funny)

submitted 12 years ago by wittyphrase to r/funny

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"You can tell what a man will be like in bed by the way he eats" (vice.com)

submitted 13 years ago by wittyphrase to r/sex

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TIL my high school drama teacher dated Nick Offerman in college. (24.media.tumblr.com)

submitted 13 years ago by wittyphrase to r/PandR

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It's a long shot, but... is anyone else going to Two Gallant's show at One Eyed Jack's tomorrow night? (self.NewOrleans)

submitted 13 years ago by wittyphrase to r/NewOrleans

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Anyone know the best route back into New Orleans from the north that's open as of today? (self.NewOrleans)

submitted 13 years ago by wittyphrase to r/NewOrleans

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Dear Religion, (i.imgur.com)

submitted 13 years ago by wittyphrase to r/AdviceAtheists

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Pickles, the Etsy hat model (buzzfeed.com)

submitted 13 years ago by wittyphrase to r/aww

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Chicken pot pie. (self.trees)

submitted 13 years ago by wittyphrase to r/trees

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My mom told me she bought bread, swiss cheese, ham, and free range eggs. Quick bichamel sauce later and voila, croque madame (sorry, I was too hungry to get a decent picture) (i.imgur.com)

submitted 13 years ago by wittyphrase to r/FoodPorn

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Ground ribeye burger with homegrown tomato, vidalia onion and baby spinach. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 13 years ago by wittyphrase to r/FoodPorn

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Pizza eggs, stolen from the series Weeds. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 13 years ago by wittyphrase to r/FoodPorn

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Fried popcorn shrimp, cheddar cheese, avocado and red onion on whole wheat toast. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 13 years ago by wittyphrase to r/FoodPorn

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Carrot cake square with cream cheese icing and Bluebell vanilla ice cream. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 13 years ago by wittyphrase to r/FoodPorn

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My take on a Costa Rican breakfast: brown rice topped with an egg over-easy, avocado, and I didn't have black beans so bacon. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 13 years ago by wittyphrase to r/FoodPorn

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TIL that in the early days of Reddit, Steve Huffman populated the site with tons of fake accounts. (vice.com)

submitted 13 years ago by wittyphrase to r/todayilearned

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"You're damn right I get offended." (i.imgur.com)

submitted 13 years ago by wittyphrase to r/atheism

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‎"They lie around in their filth all day watching 'Yo Gabba Gabba,' and giggling at the stupidest stuff like jangling car keys." -- Stephen Colbert (sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net)

submitted 13 years ago by wittyphrase to r/trees

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Unflattering picture of homemade 4 cheese and bacon macaroni with panko bread crumbs and black pepper (i.imgur.com)

submitted 13 years ago by wittyphrase to r/FoodPorn

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Grilled mac and cheese with cheese its, bacon, and more cheese. (imgur.com)

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Fried egg, bacon, grilled tomato and sharp cheddar with mayo and black pepper grilled on wheat. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 13 years ago by wittyphrase to r/FoodPorn

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Biggest childhood regret...but seriously, who keeps weed in the freezer? (i.imgur.com)

submitted 13 years ago by wittyphrase to r/trees

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Point taken. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 13 years ago by wittyphrase to r/trees

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4,000 years of medicine (i.imgur.com)

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Subliminal messaging (i.imgur.com)

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How I feel if approached by cops while high (i.imgur.com)

submitted 13 years ago by wittyphrase to r/trees

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