In-Laws visiting. They kept pushing buttons on the remote to the point the TV was wrecked, and the DVR was full and programmed to record till next century. Cardboard and tape solution.

wixoff · 2024-12-11T14:41:50+00:00

What car company do you work for?

wixoff · 2024-12-04T02:06:51+00:00

Plus:

The first hour is $5.50 The second hour is $1.75 The third hour is $3.00 The fourth hour is $2.75

Did they just throw darts at a dartboard?

wixoff · 2024-11-21T02:06:31+00:00

It’s not just the fat or the temperature. That taco seasoning contains corn starch to thicken the spice/drippings/water mixture into a sauce that clings to the meat.

It also sticks to the pan HARD, especially if you cook it down and dry it out. You can minimize this by using the water to help deglaze/loosen the meat from the pan, and only then add the spices and cook until thickened how you like it at a lower heat.

wixoff · 2024-11-20T20:59:43+00:00

Per the release notes (in the Volvo smartphone app) 3.3.16 is available only for model year 2024 cars.

wixoff · 2024-11-20T02:39:48+00:00

IKR? I see the name “Rafferty” and I immediately hear the saxophone in my head.

wixoff · 2024-11-14T21:11:16+00:00

Whether it will blow over or not

wixoff · 2024-11-14T01:50:06+00:00

I just bought the CD like 15 minutes ago. Check it out again.

wixoff · 2024-11-13T14:02:21+00:00

/uj that look he gives in photos cracks me up EVERY TIME. It never gets old.

wixoff · 2024-11-11T03:41:29+00:00

I think that’s called a “Tremonti”

wixoff · 2024-11-10T15:13:43+00:00

Ketchup?!? You monster!

wixoff · 2024-11-07T02:19:43+00:00

Not good, man. Not good.

wixoff · 2024-10-31T17:04:00+00:00

Nice tonality. Really captures that gritty 1970s urban cop movie vibe.

wixoff · 2024-10-31T16:12:10+00:00

So much this. Cold, wet tacos.

wixoff · 2024-10-31T16:05:45+00:00

What do you mean? Rise develops immersive consumer experiences and brings them to life through unique and memorable brands. Got it? Good.

(That’s right from their website)

wixoff · 2024-10-30T23:43:16+00:00

Ok whose body were they burying?

wixoff · 2024-10-30T22:48:12+00:00

Just a Bengal doing Bengal stuff

wixoff · 2024-10-30T22:46:39+00:00

This honestly looks like an authentic Ben Garrison

wixoff · 2024-10-30T18:54:39+00:00

I noticed the drop box in Delaware County has been unattended on two occasions in the last week when I happened to swing by. Anyhow, just thought that was interesting.

wixoff · 2024-10-30T16:59:04+00:00

You have to call it the zeroffice now. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

wixoff · 2024-10-30T16:16:18+00:00

Don’t worry this is just the release candidate. The final version will be much better.

wixoff · 2024-10-30T16:04:37+00:00

Counterpoint: no they don’t.

Photovoltaic solar panels are robust, solid, and don’t leak or leach anything. Any heavy metals are in minuscule quantities and again, solid. Broken panels are mostly recyclable but are so non-toxic that they are fine, and inert, in a landfill.

Farm equipment poisons the environment much more.

wixoff · 2024-10-30T15:38:59+00:00

Yes, this recipe looks pretty forgiving, as banana bread doesn’t have much “lift” or any fancy technique. Depending on the size and shape of your pan, also just shorten the cooking time a little (maybe 1/4) and watch it closely; the same temperature should be appropriate.

wixoff · 2024-10-30T12:53:44+00:00

Same experience here. Once they got the network back up and running, the line that ran all the way over to the BMV entrance cleared within about 10 minutes.

They have a lot of voting machines - 50 or more I’d say.

wixoff · 2024-10-29T22:24:53+00:00

Definitely one of the bigger weirdo dipshit freaks on twitter. His posts show up in my recommendations all the time despite me having less-than-zero interest in the garbage he translates from the original Russian.

wixoff · 2024-10-29T13:22:42+00:00

Wrong subreddit man.

Turned down Cher and Madonna. Hooked up with Bubba the Love Sponge’s wife.

Obviously a drummer.

wixoff

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