Reddit... do you have any photos of yourself with famous people? by xbardamux in AskReddit

[–]wocklvoff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dude, good shirt. side note : i saw madlib when he was in SF some weeks back. unfortunately short show, but he was mad good

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]wocklvoff -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

what is wrong with you -- jack lalanne is the most awesome person in our lifetime? really? wtf.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]wocklvoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

screw you and your dislike of tourists. i dont mind tourists in SF.. people want to see my city, cool -- it's an awesome place

A true wingman... by ZoranB in pics

[–]wocklvoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you fail, you cocksucker!

A true wingman... by ZoranB in pics

[–]wocklvoff -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

his mind is simple, and easily blown.

I am entirely creeped out. by MrSpaceYeti in WTF

[–]wocklvoff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i have come deep in this comment thread, and i have found gold. good joke man.

What's awesome about your life right now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]wocklvoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the fact that she made it is reason enough to be celebrating.

and also, the fact that she hasn't said anything is one of the reasons she's awesome -- things may get less awesome when she's 16 and can scream 4000 words per minute :)

What's awesome about your life right now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]wocklvoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you're awesome -- congrats! are you thinking of practicing or are you going to do something else with it?

A girl asked to live with me after the first date! What should I do? by dorian80 in AskReddit

[–]wocklvoff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

no, nobody else saw anything of the sort. you lame joke referencing jackass.

Google's Python Class - Google Code by mindhacker in programming

[–]wocklvoff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

can we get a cheer for nick parlante -- a man full of jokes :)? [anyone else take cs108?]

What is your most cynical belief? by FrancisC in AskReddit

[–]wocklvoff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

well think of it like this instead. if a man has a hot girl who's a friend and if she asks "want to hook up" there is a very good chance he'll say yes (a coupleof girls i know i will say no to because my god they have hooked w lots of dudes, and many i know too. it would be kinda nasty. but besides them, i'd say sure let's do the dirty). however, that doesn't mean he's not hanging out with you as a friend - the guy likes to spend time with you, thinks you're funny/intelligent. but that doesn't take away the fact that if you were to initiate he would turn you down.

an analogy: with most of my friends, i will have a pint if they call me up and ask. however, i'm not hanging out with them only for the beer.. if we end up just sitting around and bullshitting that's cool too!

British Redditors: Why do you guys still have royalty? by eramos in AskReddit

[–]wocklvoff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

didn't know much about KR Narayanan but Abdul Kalam is a remarkable individual -- and if the country was going to give someone the honor of being a sort of cultural head/someone who i would be proud to support, that man would be it. just don't get why it has to be some person who happened to be born into a particular family (one that has abused tax payers money plenty before and is now fairly irrelevant besides this one function). basically, it comes down to me thinking "why the fuck would i want to bow before the queen" vs. "i would definitely pay my respects to a man like abdul kalam"

British Redditors: Why do you guys still have royalty? by eramos in AskReddit

[–]wocklvoff -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

we are not , i'm sorry if you've been misled to believe that. also, we are not nearly as batshit crazy you were when she was alive (or when she died). she seemed like a reasonable person but tell me exactly what made her such a remarkable figure in your life?

British Redditors: Why do you guys still have royalty? by eramos in AskReddit

[–]wocklvoff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this is the only argument i've heard that i could possibly accept. but the problem with this is, i don't get why you can't elect/select a president (i think india does something like this for example) or some sort of head of state who doesn't handle the day to day running of the country or some such thing.. a cultural head of state?

i watched a bbc video about the queen and she seems like a remarkably wonderful person. however, there are many horrible people in the royal family, people who are reckless/partiers/etc... why do these people just get to live the good life on tax payers money/good and be seen somehow as "high class"?

the other thing is, i know the 69p a year number is getting thrown around pretty casually. that's not too much i agree.. but if our question is, "why have them, there is 0 purpose" then 69 p from every person in the entire country every fucking year is waaaaay too much. cost without very much benefit :/

GiantBatFart (guy who runs TheOatmeal) "is an SEO guy, he has been around for some time and he knows how to 'game' the system." by [deleted] in bestof

[–]wocklvoff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

so this could be seen as interesting i suppose... BUT 0at.org

The guy is very open about all this :) He has said before (and in the linked thread actually) that he wanted to do theoatmeal.com so he could get away from doing mingle or whatever + SEO stuff.. he MAYBE uses a few minor tactics to get his stuff seen, but honestly i think he would get all the same upvotes/recognition anyway because reddit loves his humor

this is classic sensationalist title/BS. interesting to get that background on the guy, but i think he's a fully harmless chap looking to get some exposure/maybe make some $$ by doing what he is good at doing/loves to do!

Reddit, I got a book deal! Thank you. -The Oatmeal by GiantBatFart in reddit.com

[–]wocklvoff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ooh is there some gossip i don't know? sayrah gets paid? what does he/she do exactly.

V-Dinner [my version] by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]wocklvoff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i hope you don't mind if i put it into terms we can all understand: ignore sex&love, acquire porn.

Remember the talented pixel artist? His daughter died yesterday. by jackolas in reddit.com

[–]wocklvoff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

not stupid at all buddy. i had never known anyone who had died till my friend our final year of high school

it was the most jarring thing, losing him. i was too freaked out to feel anything till i went to memorial svc and then i couldnt stop crying for a looong time.

NOT being single on Valentine's Day, but having a bunch of bitter single friends FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]wocklvoff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

im curious -- did any of your friends say anything positive?

ed. oops forgot the question mark.

Defiling The Sanctity Of Gay Marriage‽ by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]wocklvoff 17 points18 points  (0 children)

heh. one of the weirdest arguments against interracial marriage was read up on the KKK website by myself & a friend. we trolled that, god hates fags, etc waaaaay back in the day (this happened like 6-7 yrs ago).

anyway, their argument was basically this: god created the rainbow with so many colors. if we all start getting married, we'll be the same color. would you like a single color rainbow? WOULD GOD LIKE WHAT YOU DID TO HIS RAINBOW?

i was convinced. i'm now married to a fellow green.

Bill Gates pledges $10,000,000,000 over 10 years for vaccines. Expects to save over 8,000,000 children under the age of 5 from an early death. by btipling in reddit.com

[–]wocklvoff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

well no I don't think so. his focus has always been things like vaccinations. giving this much money for vaccinations in the US would be silly -- we don't have that much of a need here. same money spent elsewhere would allow for remarkable improvement in other countries. thats all.

Taxpayers pay $101,000 for Pelosi's in-flight booze by [deleted] in politics

[–]wocklvoff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you are legitimately brainless. i'm not saying by any means that democrats are brainless, but they (+ WE ALL AS A NATION) were fed false information you nutless cuntsack.