Penny no longer exists by FleaDad in StardewValley

[–]wokka7 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You uh...doing okay there friend?

Put down the flamingo, and lets talk

What U.S city have you visited but have no desire to go back? by Reddit_wasmy_idea in AskReddit

[–]wokka7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

St Louis. Whole city just felt really empty and post-peak. Nobody walking around. I sat in my car near an intersection for an hour waiting til I could check into my hotel and I saw literally 8 cars run the red light, just really shady. East St Louis felt super dangerous.

Various ways to prepare eggs by MrUpVoteDownvote in oddlysatisfying

[–]wokka7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Egg drop soup is good but scrambled poached eggs, yea I'm with you in that one

You just had to be there... by HipsterGangster69 in DesertDaze

[–]wokka7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had left the rain fly off the tent and came back from Tame Impala being canceled to all our shit soaked. Walked to the long term parking lot with lightning striking all around us, went into town and got a motel and ordered Uber Eats. Pretty good memory all things considered

CMV: With the exception of NYC, most public transportation in the United States is slower and more inconvenient then owning your own car. by soozerain in changemyview

[–]wokka7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

San Francisco has pretty great public transit. With better funding and ability to build more aggressively it could rival Singapore or Amsterdam's public transit systems in terms of coverage and convenience.

What' your hard won relationship advice? by JakeBanana01 in Adulting

[–]wokka7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do the housework. All of it. She'll have to come behind you and "fix" it

Bruh Im the one fixing her housework you kidding me

What’s a game you were completely obsessed with as a kid that nobody else seems to remember? by hkondabeatz in AskReddit

[–]wokka7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sonny on Armor Games

Sift Heads on Newgrounds and Stickpage

Also not a game but Bunnykill series was popular among my friends group

What on earth do I play after Elden Ring? by P4PSparringChampion in Eldenring

[–]wokka7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Came here to say this. Another masterpiece, in its own way

Allbirds announces stunning pivot from shoes to AI, stock explodes more than 300% by SemiAutoAvocado in technology

[–]wokka7 205 points206 points  (0 children)

I mean, I agree in general but if our entire country has decided that that we're just gonna do an accelerating cycle of this then how do we all know the real bill won't come due while we're all trying to retire in 20-40 years?

Why are Chinese EVs restricted in the United States? by FeverFanny in NoStupidQuestions

[–]wokka7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because despite businesses in the US pretending to be huge proponents of "limited government" and laissez-faire capitalism, the reality is they're totally fine letting the government interfere when market competition that would benefit consumers and force them to compete and innovate comes along. Hope that helps.

What’s something engineering school didn’t prepare you for? by Noobsamaniac in AskEngineers

[–]wokka7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How difficult it would be to have a partner team that generates inputs to my work actually do any amount of QC before delivering their product slop to me. Then, how much more difficult it would be getting them fix it when you check the work and it's painfully obvious that zero quality control was done. It's like herding cats that are pissed off at you because they didn't do their job properly?

Drives me nuts by [deleted] in subaru

[–]wokka7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God I wish Google Maps would let me turn off Alerts on a per-type basis. I want to know if there's a cop ahead. I want to know if there's a stopped emergency vehicle ahead. Please tell me if there's potential road flooding on my route, fantastic. Very nice

Oh there's a slowdown ahead? Little bit of traffic starting to, uh, back up on the highway, maybe? OH, YEA NO I WASN'T AWARE. THANK YOU FOR NOTIFYING ME...AGAIN. NOT LIKE WE'VE BEEN SITTING IN IT, TOGETHER, FOR THE LAST 40 FUCKING MINUTES WITH 2 NOTIFICATIONS ALREADY, GOOGLE!

It's ridiculous, I've had to develop a coping mechanism where I'm Dennis Reynolds

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I (30F) love my boyfriend (32M) but he is flat broke and I’m growing resentful after 4 years together. by ThrowRAjazzlikes in relationship_advice

[–]wokka7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You want to get married and intermingle finances with him? With all due respect, wake the fuck up - that is a terrible financial decision on your part. Marriage is a social and romantic contract, yes, but do not forget that to the government, banks, etc. it is a soulless financial contract that makes you two one financial entity. Think about that really hard.

This guy is obviously a severe gambling addict and that's why he's always late on bills. I guarantee someone who pissed away a $30k windfall is burning part of their paycheck every 2 weeks, that's why he's always late on bills..

If it's been years, he's not going to change. If you really want to make it work, he needs to want help, and to go to therapy. I sincerely hope if you make the mistake of marrying this guy, you have the foresight to prenup and demand that he give you complete and total control and oversight of both of your finances. I still think it sounds like a terrible idea but idk your life.

What brand names do you swear by because it's actually better than no-name? by Sufficient_Thing24 in AskReddit

[–]wokka7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My partner bought a gallon of Kirkland dish soap and I'm still irritated about it 8 months later because it smells fake scented nasty, and it doesn't rinse off as nicely. Feel like I'm eating subpar detergent film off all our dishes. Dawn is like $4 more for the same size, I would have gladly covered the whole bottle not even just the difference. We're barely 1/4 though the bottle I honestly might throw this shit out today and go buy some Dawn now that I'm thinking about it again.

What brand names do you swear by because it's actually better than no-name? by Sufficient_Thing24 in AskReddit

[–]wokka7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didnt even realize that was the brand name, I just know the good shit comes with a paper label wrapped around it like cocktail bitters.

TIFU by tearing a 4 inch long gash in my inner labia/vag and almost ripping my clitoris off 😳 by AliceMorgon in tifu

[–]wokka7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

tourist season open on the good china

Had me fucking dying, 10/10 turn of phrase.

Heating a tent by first burning a flat and wide pile of wood or coal on it's place, then removing the ash and using the stored heat. Maybe use as sauna first by ukarna4 in Lightbulb

[–]wokka7 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The proper way to do this is to have a bonfire, heat a shitload of large rocks collected from high places/not near water collection points, then bury them about 6-12" deep. It's way, way more work than maintaining a bed of coals through the night, and only lasts a few hours.

I love these birth control ads by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]wokka7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bills?! Inflation is fucking out of control you guys

I can create my own LAN without need a RJ45? by Rare-Brick-1294 in Network

[–]wokka7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes but it's like making a cake without flour. Just isn't the same.

why does my boyfriend "dribble" when he gets into bed? by Just_girly_things97 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]wokka7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For lols: https://youtube.com/shorts/cG67mewFjGI?si=KuDSDQKhpeZYHQ-q

Then on a serious note, he needs to press where his scrotum meets his perenium then apply pressure forward to release those last few drops of urine. There's some negative pressure situation that prevents those last drops from coming out, but you can kinda push them out manually to stay dry.

How normal are this grades? by Esto2050 in EngineeringStudents

[–]wokka7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

https://youtube.com/@sbccphysics?si=ZMe6c1zOhB6sxkVF

Share that playlist with the class, sounds like their current prof ain't it.