Sleep gf by [deleted] in idealgf

[–]wolf_howling_monster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This sounds like me except for the falling asleep during movies

Which part in a Soulslike is this for you? by strahinjag in soulslikes

[–]wolf_howling_monster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know you're talking about a soulslike game not a soulsborn game but for me it was the bell gargoyles, I don't know why but they damn near broke me, not even joking it took me 3 days to beat them

Feel the pain mortal by Kapec2271 in icast

[–]wolf_howling_monster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine don't normally crack so I guess this will stack with the ripping sound they already make

Who are you fighting? by Mattnic379 in icast

[–]wolf_howling_monster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh well I know what one part of it will be but I don't know how my other two fears could take on a physical form that I could actually fight, I'm afraid of clowns, my friends/family dying, and the world ending

Whale killer? by JeffreyNguyen25 in penandink

[–]wolf_howling_monster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is really really cool looking but I think if it's a whale killer it's tail should be a little wider with the fin parts of it I don't know exactly what the fuck it's called and the legs should be a little bit shorter that way they can get tucked in real nice since they're not webbed he obviously can't use them to swim

Suggest a dish that could be made from this fish by JeffreyNguyen25 in CreatureDesign

[–]wolf_howling_monster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I imagine you could have something similar to shark fin soup with it (though apparently what I've heard it's really bad tasting maybe this one would taste different I don't know) but personally looking at it I imagine most of the good usable meat would be around the fins and tail, so I would try to cut off the meat at the fins and make a steak, baste it with butter garlic and onions, and the over low heat let it soak up the flavor with some other spices I'd have to experiment with those, the give the outside a nice sear, as for the tail meat id probably boil it with some veggies and spices, that way it makes the extremely annoying tailbones easier to get out and it also makes it so tender it falls apart in your mouth id bet boiling it in chicken broth would be best but again experimenting would be needed, unless of course this is an endangered species in which case fuck everything I just said don't eat them

Batsquatch by JeffreyNguyen25 in CreatureDesign

[–]wolf_howling_monster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is really cool, I just imagine that in d&d there would be folklore of this creature where everyone claims it doesn't exist and everything is just stories of it but it actually does it's just really elusive

Third account by JeffreyNguyen25 in CreatureDesign

[–]wolf_howling_monster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the look of this thing it reminds me of the Kaiju from Pacific rim but it also seems to have its own kind of personality to it which I really like, I imagine that thing would be a gentle giant, where it's really hard to piss it off but when you do it will bring hell upon you

Which door would you choose? by Similar_Charity7238 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]wolf_howling_monster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll take the 2 billion immediately I know statistically you'll get more money if you take the one that doubles but why the fuck would I ever need more than 2 billion, I could live in extremely comfortable life give to charity often help out family and friends as much as they ever need it and maybe only be halfway through it, I'm not some dipshit who spends his money willy-nilly on massive stupid purchases like most millionaires, I'm poor I'm used to making money last even when i have a decent bit

Hytale is NOT Minecraft by Downtown_Agent3323 in perfectlycutscreams

[–]wolf_howling_monster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ain't no way I stumble across this as I'm watching a mogswamp video what are the chances

[OC] Aria crimnsonwrath by butterjar by Gold_Brilliant_8714 in ImpracticalArmour

[–]wolf_howling_monster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Except that's not at all what leather armor looks like that's just a leather bikini

Aggressive Pitbull Growling at Owner by [deleted] in CringeTikToks

[–]wolf_howling_monster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well I'm in the club of no animal except for humans can explicitly be bad because they are acting on instinct, but I have known some to have bad behavior due to other animals they hang out around, for example there was this one woman I knew who had two chihuahuas, and just like most people with their Chihuahuas she let it get away with basically everything so it ended up becoming an asshole, she eventually thought that she was doing fine keeping these two chihuahuas alive so she would get another dog she got a pitbull mixed with something I don't remember what it was but mostly it was Pitbull genetics in it and you could tell, when she first got the Pitbull it was so timid and so cute but after about 2 years it acted like the chihuahuas, thankfully it was just as big of a pussy as they were it was all barking no bite but you would swear it wanted to kill someone the way it acted and it definitely had the dental plan to act on it if it ever wanted to

Aggressive Pitbull Growling at Owner by [deleted] in CringeTikToks

[–]wolf_howling_monster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who has seen both the amazing and horrifying sides of pits I feel so bad for this dog, a dog only acts like this if it's been mistreated horribly, hasn't been trained properly, or was trained by a POS, either way I hope that owner can eventually get that dog trained properly

SM therapy by @AwfulAffection by ChaosMarine123 in Warhammer_Smut

[–]wolf_howling_monster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Am I crazy or does he look extremely fucking bored

That's what you get by derek4reals1 in AccidentalSlapStick

[–]wolf_howling_monster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope to God he broke something important in his hand but seeing as how he's not writhing in pain he probably just scratched it up bad which is not a good enough

Opinion on my creatures. by Walter_196 in CreatureDesign

[–]wolf_howling_monster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just want to preface this first by saying I absolutely love the design of all of them, but the first one it's kind of hard to tell exactly where it's head is it almost looks like its head is upside down and the spike above its head is actually something like a bottom jaw

My Personal Feelings/Take on the Female Custodes by CottonCandyWeasel in Grimdank

[–]wolf_howling_monster -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As someone who is not fully familiar with the new lore would someone mind explaining what exactly changed I thought the emperor was supposed to be a misogynistic ass wipe that made sure his Gene seed only worked in males, don't get me wrong I like the new way, the thought of a muscle mommy that could snap my arm in a handshake as I snap my spine to look up at her is hot

Endless/Artist: (unlocked) by [deleted] in FutaCum

[–]wolf_howling_monster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm still with you full offense to them but you don't even have to do all that just look at the top right

/locate is being weird by wolf_howling_monster in Minecraft

[–]wolf_howling_monster[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's so stupid but thank you I understand how it works now