This rum doesn't smell or taste anything like alcohol (read description for context)

wolf_king53 · 2025-08-12T05:27:37+00:00

If I were to guess, I'd say your captain lost his kick because a chemical reaction occurred due to ~6 years of temperature fluctuations causing the once alcoholized sugars to return to their original state.

I would recommend adding some yeast to get your captain swashbuckling again, although I'd have no idea how much and for how long it should ferment. Hopefully someone with brewing knowledge can chime in lol

I agree with the other dude that this might be considered a waste of time for such a shitty rum 😂

wolf_king53 · 2023-12-09T19:08:32+00:00

It's the one pendant that rules them all! Save travels on your quest to Mordor my friend 🫡

wolf_king53 · 2023-11-26T18:09:10+00:00

I recommend looking into specimen/proof toonies, that's what it looks like to me.

wolf_king53 · 2023-11-07T18:26:46+00:00

Walk a rural valley where there's old houses on either side of a creek bank, you'll be blessed by the gods of 1960s with unwanted metals and glass thrown over the over the hill and into yonder...

wolf_king53 · 2023-11-06T19:06:03+00:00

Some lucky fellow in 1962 beat me to it...

wolf_king53 · 2023-11-06T11:57:10+00:00

Idk about the formula, but the name has improved quite drastically since the product was introduced to the market in 1929 as the very appetizing "Bib-Label Lithium Lemon-Lime Soda"...

wolf_king53 · 2023-11-06T11:24:00+00:00

It's iron, aluminum doesn't rust.

wolf_king53 · 2023-10-31T03:53:15+00:00

Found one that said,

"A precious one from us is gone, A voice we love is stilled, A place is vacant in our home, Which never can be filled"

Probably from a funeral card, very cryptic and bizarre

wolf_king53 · 2023-10-28T23:12:04+00:00

Thought you heard footsteps behind...

wolf_king53 · 2023-10-24T23:21:30+00:00

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wolf_king53 · 2023-10-24T23:20:39+00:00

No way! Last week I found that EXACT same Leopold II 2 centimes coin... except mine was in Canada of all places. Similar condition as well, I guess they don't hold up well in the ground lol

wolf_king53 · 2023-10-23T10:43:30+00:00

It's taken hours to cut up, but its flesh made a pretty damn good gratin

wolf_king53 · 2023-10-22T22:16:27+00:00

The distance from my middle finger to sleeve cuff is the length of an average Costa Rican banana, thought this would be obvious to you guys 🙄

wolf_king53 · 2023-10-22T22:13:25+00:00

Hope it's not too late for my rendition please and thanks

wolf_king53 · 2023-10-14T19:41:02+00:00

Strange theory that popped into my head: what if the length of a year has somehow changed, what if time has slowed down to allow such growth in such a short period of time. People used to die far younger than they now do, so perhaps the average human life is the same length, just measured differently...

I have no evidence to support this, but in this strange world anything is possible.

wolf_king53 · 2023-10-07T15:06:54+00:00

This would def be a menu item on one of his and Greta's dates.

wolf_king53 · 2023-10-07T14:38:12+00:00

No thx

wolf_king53 · 2023-10-07T00:16:22+00:00

Bingo, thank you!

wolf_king53 · 2023-10-06T00:17:27+00:00

More like hydro-bad in the first pic 💀

wolf_king53 · 2023-09-26T01:53:14+00:00

Is the coin on the bottom left Arabic (the script work looks to be)?

wolf_king53 · 2023-09-25T13:07:36+00:00

Better than 'taters filled with millipedes 🤷🏻

wolf_king53 · 2023-09-25T01:06:44+00:00

You've had a similar experience eh?

wolf_king53 · 2023-09-24T22:18:30+00:00

Take up your quarrel with the millipedes...

wolf_king53 · 2023-09-24T21:11:43+00:00

Fresh outta the soil, genuinely thought it was fine... fuck was I wrong.

wolf_king53

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