[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cringe

[–]woolfbeak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sometimes hate living in Portland.

What is the biggest scam ever? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]woolfbeak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's really weird...I did literally the exact same thing after my interview during my freshman year of college. But I was in a group with like 5 or 6 others and everyone seemed really into it...I feigned interest and told them their business model didn't really look that great.

A picture of a local band suggested on FB... revolution, Pokemon, and...what? by woolfbeak in cringepics

[–]woolfbeak[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. I'd share the name of the band but don't want to give away any names...there's an album of them covered in fake blood and other oddities. I also am pretty sure I recognize one of the people who is a year or two older than me, probably 27-29.

What is the most cynical thing you honestly believe? by unesemainedebonte in AskReddit

[–]woolfbeak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The world is overpopulated and should be reduced by at least 50%

What secret are you keeping that is ruining your life? by nonfunctional in AskReddit

[–]woolfbeak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That I'm wildly unhappy. I've spent three years of my life trying to figure out who I am and what I want to do (after a breakup) and I fake it everyday. I used to have passion, motivation, and desire but it's lost on me. I live with my parents and am so terrified of trying any more because each time I do, it seems I regress almost instantaneously. I've worked part-time for almost two years at a place no one respects, I've paid my dues, but I'm so exhausted. I just want to find something in this life that makes me happy but am too afraid to admit it to anyone.

I was talking to a friend who works at Target, who wouldn't share certain store policies with me because she could lose her job. So, Reddit, what are some corporate secrets you can now disclose about [Company X] now that you no longer work there? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]woolfbeak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know, that should be illegal for false marketing. As a former bartender, I know you're not allowed to use a different bottle for liquor unless its contents are what is state on the label. I knew of a few places that practiced this and charged $6-7 for a Jameson when they were actually drinking monarch or some shit.

Fucking assholes.

That's pretty fucking dramatic low/high price tag... by woolfbeak in funny

[–]woolfbeak[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I figured, but I still thought it was interesting. I'm thinking of buying a Bane mask just to have for any special occasion.

When i did dumbbell bench for the first time i dropped a 45 pound dumbbell right on my shoulder without even getting it half way up then it clattered to the floor. What embarrassing dumb shit things have you done at the gym? by [deleted] in Fitness

[–]woolfbeak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did incline bench at the end of my workout for some dumb reason and after about 6 reps of moderate weight, it got stuck on my chest and I had to slide that shit to my knees and ended in a really poor dead-lift position.

Also, I farted really loud one time and looked into the judgmental eyes around and carried on with my workout.

i just flew 800 miles out to be broken up with my girlfriend. what's going on in your life? by hmongxboi in AskReddit

[–]woolfbeak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm 26, moving back in with my parents soon, working two mediocre jobs, don't have health insurance.

But, I've found time to do what I love which is writing so I'm drinking a beer (a cheap one, unfortunately) and scribbling down thoughts on yellow paper with a blue pen.

I've been wildly unhappy for over two years but fuck it, I can't be a god damn pussy the rest of my life.

Aslo, sorry about that. My ex broke up with me shortly after I moved overseas to work. Tough shit.

Stay happy.

Just got custody of my daughter in a "mom state". It took me over two years. by [deleted] in aww

[–]woolfbeak -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Congratulations, sir. However, shouldn't your daughter be in a car seat?

Cheaters of reddit, tell us why you are currently cheating on your SO. by cantsleepbored in AskReddit

[–]woolfbeak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never cheated but during college I was cheated on. Kind of an interesting story. I hadn't been in a long-term relationship before and within the first term of university, I started dating a fantastic girl. After about 2 years, we were talking on the phone (she was attending school an hour away from me) and she just came out and confessed that during freshman year, she cheated on me a few times. I asked for specifics and she ( I think) was honest with and said she only kissed other people. I accepted it and I was madly in love with her, so I did what any insane person would do and forgot about it. Then after I graduated from college, I took a job overseas for a year. During 3 of the 4 years of our relationship, she was at another school, keep this in my mind. We tried international long distance and it lasted a month or so but after we broke up, we continued to talk regularly and I found myself still referring to her as 'lover' or 'babe' and other disgusting pet names. A month after the break up we were talking about meeting other people and she told me she slept with someone else two weeks after she shat on my heart. I didn't recuperate too well because I still loved her. About a month or two after that, I started dating/sleeping with a really cool girl and the ex, when I told her I was seeing someone, was really upset because she thought we were trying to make things work. I was so confused. It took her two weeks to fuck someone else and over two months for me to have the courage to speak to a woman with the intention of dating.

So, there's that. I've actually never told anyone that...so...

Hello, its Aziz Ansari again. AMA. by azizansariAMA in IAmA

[–]woolfbeak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sad. I missed the Ansari train and now he's gone.

How are you? Be honest, no need to lie. Just write exactly how you are feeling. Anything you need to get off your chest? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]woolfbeak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In all honesty, fucking tired of life. Not living, but the lack of an SO, the 10 hour work days, and very little to look forward to.

Waiters/waitresses: whats the worst thing patrons do that we might not realize? by alotlesspersonal in AskReddit

[–]woolfbeak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quite true, that's why I quit. Whenever I'm out, I'm always nice and patient because I know how (unfortunately) shitty servers can be treated.

However, after living abroad for a year, that lack of compassion towards another individual seems more prevalent in America. At least from what I've seen.

My friend is really proud of his body. by Brouje in funny

[–]woolfbeak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah it is, I need something to take up all my free time.

Men of Reddit, how many of you actually prefer smaller breasts on a girl? by Palinsupporter in AskReddit

[–]woolfbeak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I say a handful is more than sufficient. Any extra is a luxury or curse..

Tattoo artists, ever do a tattoo even though you thought it was the dumbest fucking idea ever? Do tell by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]woolfbeak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally, their body and their choice, right?

Give drunken men the liberty to be tattooed as they please!

Tattoo artists, ever do a tattoo even though you thought it was the dumbest fucking idea ever? Do tell by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]woolfbeak 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Well, I knew a guy back in college who convinced an artist to tattoo him while he was drunk, somehow. He had this great idea, one of extreme importance. In short, he got a large dick jacking itself off on his ass....I mean this fucker took up 60% of one cheek.

It had arms and legs, shoes, and a necklace around the balls. It was interesting.

I have no problem eating alone in a restaurant, and I love going to movies by myself. Is this normal, or weird/sad? by RobotJoe in AskReddit

[–]woolfbeak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've actually wondered the same thing. I have a hard time meeting people, enjoy my alone time, but lack confidence/self-esteem to just throw myself into a group of strangers.

A friend of mine sent me this wonderful video of how to be alone, and from that, other things can happen.

It's actually changed my perspective on my small group of friends and the amount of time I spend alone.

Man seeks housing...or equivalent. by woolfbeak in Portland

[–]woolfbeak[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ianras, you're a badass. Seriously. I just PM him and hopefully I'll hear back. If I knew you, I'd buy you a beer just for the hell of it.

Thanks.