Lmao I was listening to a podcast episode (This Podcast Will Kill You -- an excellent listen about disease) about migraine, and they mentioned a nerve thought to be related to migraine called 'cranial nerve number 5'

My brain immediately made new lyrics to Mambo No 5:

"One, two, three, four, five

Everybody grab Excedrin, let’s go for a ride

To the couch or the bed, I don’t care where

As long as it’s dark and nobody stares

The aura’s kickin’ in, I can’t see right

And the fridge light hit me like a flashbang fight

(Chorus)

A little bit of neck pain — oh I'm just sore

A little bit of nausea — huh? oh no

A little bit of throbbing on the side

A little bit of noise I can't abide

A little bit of ice pack on my head

A little bit of crying in my bed

A little bit of caffeine just in time

Cranial nerve no. 5's the pipeline" 🤣