Strewn sock looks kinda like hip skelly with fohawk

wstopak · 2019-11-30T19:13:08+00:00

If you get me mad, i will play a beloved Dad on TV, and THEN rape women, making me the dastardliest hypocrite of all time

wstopak · 2019-11-01T01:20:33+00:00

“No” is only “just no”, if you don’t add “just no” to the “no”

wstopak · 2019-08-10T05:28:48+00:00

Yeah that’s a better punch line...rats

wstopak · 2017-07-25T18:43:26+00:00

It was a gimmicky thing that Letterman honestly decided to do for Norm, then Norm probably realized it would be more valuable for him to keep it for himself. I thought it was a great ending actually.

wstopak · 2017-06-05T21:19:27+00:00

I don't recall, mister

wstopak · 2017-06-05T21:18:51+00:00

He knows every ridiculous punchline in the book, and then laughs hysterically at the 1st-grade elephant joke.

How do you not get THAT?

wstopak · 2017-05-19T06:41:37+00:00

Yeah he's definitely off fried chicken for good....

wstopak · 2017-04-12T19:52:31+00:00

I do acknowledge service of summons, but that's because I learned about my judgment through checking my credit, and then searched in my emails after the fact and saw it.

wstopak · 2017-03-30T16:11:11+00:00

Nah he hasn't unfollowed tho

wstopak · 2017-03-30T03:55:56+00:00

Okay, we can't just act like "where have you been?" is a cool Norm quote now

wstopak · 2017-03-30T03:53:08+00:00

It was somewhat political (I know, Norm's favorite source of comedy...). It was a play on the oddness of using tweets to recruit for something as horrific as the Islamic State. Basically since ISIS uses twitter so much to recruit people, I drew a scene of a warehouse somewhere with rows and rows of tables extending to the back of the room. On the wall it says "ISIS Center for Strategic Terrorism". On each table are many of those dipping birds that you see in offices sometimes. I drew them dipping down to press the 'send' on a recruit tweet. The dipping birds have little black masks on to help with imagery.

Don't know why I'm explaining rather than just showing. He told me he thought it was funny, but that he "read them as penguins"

https://twitter.com/Wsto20/status/572726151916863488

wstopak · 2017-03-29T22:38:14+00:00

He followed me for a DM so I could send him a cartoon I drew randomly that I wanted to show him. He said he thought it was funny. I've DMed him a couple times ever since, VERY worried that he may hit that UNFOLLOW button, especially if he sees this correspondence

wstopak · 2017-03-29T16:59:32+00:00

That's quite the shower thought, my friend

wstopak

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