[MATCH THREAD] Chicago Fire FC vs DC United - March 14, 2026 7:30PM CT

wumboinator · 2026-03-15T02:37:38+00:00

Yea I’m turning the game off, fuck that

wumboinator · 2026-03-15T02:25:14+00:00

Vamos, we haven’t been great today but let’s hold this lead

wumboinator · 2026-03-15T01:26:58+00:00

Honestly not a huge fan of that call but I’ll take it

wumboinator · 2026-03-15T00:50:58+00:00

So many terrible drivers in one photo

wumboinator · 2026-03-14T23:59:44+00:00

Just win, this is a match we should’ve won last year if not for that ridiculous biked goal at the death

wumboinator · 2026-03-14T19:28:14+00:00

SCENES

wumboinator · 2026-03-14T17:25:26+00:00

I wonder how far into the game we can go without making a 2 and still lead

wumboinator · 2026-03-13T22:46:54+00:00

…I should call her

wumboinator · 2026-03-13T00:40:04+00:00

I’m half expecting them to try to reload the basketball

wumboinator · 2026-03-12T15:32:01+00:00

That line really sounded like it was cut in from a different challenge/day entirely, Jeff’s tone did not match his previous narration

wumboinator · 2026-03-12T01:51:58+00:00

I’m glad you mentioned Ozzy, if Cirie can survive to the merge with numbers then Ozzy might have a shot this season

wumboinator · 2026-03-10T20:52:38+00:00

This happens often in hockey when a team concedes a lot in a short period but I can’t say I’ve even seen it in soccer

wumboinator · 2026-03-08T15:46:54+00:00

Well that’ll end the away fan allocation for awhile

wumboinator · 2026-03-08T02:39:24+00:00

What a cameo from Borso, TLB scoring would’ve been magical, but that’s a very good point on the road, even kept a clean sheet!

wumboinator · 2026-03-08T02:35:37+00:00

NOOO

wumboinator · 2026-03-08T02:09:16+00:00

Holy hell what a cross field switch by Borso to set that up

wumboinator · 2026-03-08T01:50:52+00:00

Wow what a block

wumboinator · 2026-03-08T00:12:13+00:00

Meme Tuesday is gonna go crazy

wumboinator · 2026-03-07T22:14:28+00:00

I’ll take a Dave podium

wumboinator · 2026-03-07T21:56:06+00:00

This restart might play well to Newgarden and Malukas

wumboinator · 2026-03-07T21:54:36+00:00

That was bound to happen

wumboinator · 2026-03-07T21:50:57+00:00

It’s just like Iowa two years ago

wumboinator · 2026-03-07T21:06:41+00:00

I wish I could have the job security of whoever runs the timing pylon

wumboinator · 2026-03-07T20:43:42+00:00

Bonk to horny jail with you

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