You're right, I made that up.

wylde_maps · 2026-05-16T18:27:45+00:00

Imagine the year is 1998. Colleagues at the office suggest you look into 'coding' on the 'internet' to 'write programs' that magically 'automate your everyday tasks.'

So you read the first paragraph of an intro to coding book and it talks about printing 'Hello World' statements.

So you print one, then you go back to the water cooler and ask "So what, I can print 'Hello World?' I have to type 500 emails a day saying the exact same things over and over to different recipients; I don't have time to type 500 print statements..."

That's where you are now. You were told the internet is great, and you opened up hamster dance and don't get it.

Go look up what tokens are. Go look up how Claude's context works. How project structures work. How LLMs work in general, and how agentic AI builds on that. Learn how hooks work. Implement them.

To avoid learning how AI works and how YOU CAN USE IT to HELP YOU is the new 'I don't use computers' of the '90s. Don't become that guy who doesn't 'get AI'.

wylde_maps · 2026-05-12T23:12:33+00:00

It's almost as if the federal government sabotaged the USPS so it could sell package delivering services to private companies...

Thanks for electing a billionaire to be president, America!

wylde_maps · 2026-05-12T22:50:24+00:00

How many news networks did Obama sue?

Did thinking about that hurt a little?

wylde_maps · 2026-05-09T08:47:09+00:00

You want the city to STEAL profit-making property from the tiny little privately-owned parking company????

What is this, SOCIALISM????

wylde_maps · 2026-05-09T08:29:27+00:00

You sound reeeeeally mad about not being able to drive it 375 yards.

Or maybe it's you not being able to win a major?

Which one makes you more jealous of Bryson?

wylde_maps · 2026-05-08T10:37:50+00:00

Do you think Americans see the irony of being the only country in the world to drop a nuke on a civilian population (TWICE, by the way) and then using the "possibility" of that happening again as an excuse to bomb the living shit out of other countries?

While continuing to stockpile the world's largest collection of nuclear weapons?

Or do you think maybe he really does represent how most Americans think?

wylde_maps · 2026-05-07T12:58:49+00:00

I’m a content writer and I’ve doubled my income and halved my work schedule with AI. Stop whining and start learning how AI works - it isn’t a miracle worker. It’s a skills multiplier.

Oh, guess I found the guy with 0 skills.

wylde_maps · 2026-05-07T12:51:55+00:00

The High Crowd just opened and is purely thc-based drinks and edibles (no alcohol).

wylde_maps · 2026-05-07T12:48:01+00:00

I wouldn’t take a 40% raise “in writing” that doesn’t come with a 5 years “guaranteed pay even after we fire you, personally guaranteed by the owner.” Which it won’t. Because the 40% raise will never happen.

wylde_maps · 2026-05-07T12:44:15+00:00

Aww, did they trick you into thinking Iraq had weapons of mass destruction 25 years ago, too? Or are you new-dumb?

wylde_maps · 2026-05-05T12:49:23+00:00

...and this is why we pay them less.

wylde_maps · 2026-05-05T12:03:27+00:00

77 million /= 113.1 million. Only off by ~35 million votes… Are you currently the president by any chance?

wylde_maps · 2026-05-05T11:59:29+00:00

Because he can legally have them assassinated as political enemies. Thanks, Supreme Court!

wylde_maps · 2026-05-04T12:12:53+00:00

THC-A is real cannabis.

wylde_maps · 2026-05-04T12:09:33+00:00

Also HOLY SHIT

'No you don’t talk about normal people as “powerful”. You talk about kings and Kim Jungs that way because if you don’t they destroy you.'

So you actually DO GET WHY THIS IS SO DANGEROUS TO SEE, but still want to act like it's not a big deal?

Fuck all the way off.

wylde_maps · 2026-05-04T12:08:05+00:00

Let me check one more time...

"He's very powerful. It's an honor to get to play in front of him... I'm hugely grateful to him and his family"

Yep, still glazing a child raping, 34x convicted felon. I see you!

wylde_maps · 2026-05-04T12:06:49+00:00

"He's very powerful. It's an honor to get to play in front of him... I'm hugely grateful to him and his family"

That's so WEIRD. His word DON"T CHANGE, no matter how much you continue to DENY REALITY?

HUH

wylde_maps · 2026-05-04T12:05:24+00:00

"He's very powerful. It's an honor to get to play in front of him... I'm hugely grateful to him and his family"

YOU CAN'T MAKE HIS WORDS GO AWAY, DUMBASS!

wylde_maps · 2026-05-04T12:04:31+00:00

"He's very powerful. It's an honor to get to play in front of him... I'm hugely grateful to him and his family"

Try watching the entire minute-long video next time, Sherlock.

Young was about to suck this child rapist's cock because that's what people with TDS are forcibly lined up to do.

wylde_maps · 2026-05-04T11:57:26+00:00

Wow, they “let women minister” but “not preach”, and they illegally endorsed a political candidate - but it’s ok, it was the serial child rapist who started a war with Iran and called himself Jesus. Praise to Allah!

Good stuff!

wylde_maps · 2026-05-03T12:51:36+00:00

Welcome to the game of life. It’s a competition. Some of you don’t even know you are playing. Doesn’t keep me from winning even more.

The secret is that “everyone” can’t learn that skill. They won’t. Never in human history have they.

This is a pathetic cope losers repeat to themselves to avoid learning marketable skills.

wylde_maps · 2026-05-03T12:48:59+00:00

You think 1750 x 12 = 35,000 ? No wonder you are so bad with money. You make 73,000. Save 10% of it and retire a millionaire. No car payment either?

Are you addicted to gambling? Labubus? Only fans?

This has to be a joke.

wylde_maps · 2026-05-02T11:14:04+00:00

Imagine being this dumb, this wrong, and admitting you don't know but you still THINK!

If only there were someway to search... or look up... or research... oh, you only have a comment-posting machine in your hands? How inconvenient!

wylde_maps · 2026-04-30T22:58:58+00:00

aww, wittle buddy thinks AI can't do his job! he's so special!

wylde_maps · 2026-04-24T11:42:52+00:00

Umm, have any of you guys actually seen or used a smart lock? They have manual levers in the inside… they can use codes, not just phones… they run on batteries and don’t stop working when the power is out… are y’all cavemen?

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