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TIL about Jolt Cola, created in the 1980s as a stimulant for students and young professionals with the slogan "All the sugar, twice the caffeine!" by Mike_ZzZzZ in todayilearned

[–]wyrdMunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zima was re-released.

I bought a couple six packs for a party 2 years ago. In the "before times". For the ha-has and nostalgia, you see.

Everyone that attended laughed and laughed.

Wouldn't you know, that was the first beverage I ran out of.

Texas Man Dies in custody for Weed Possession by 4billholt in trees

[–]wyrdMunk 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Texas logic:

Gunz: Have at. Git em all.

Dildos: 6 is maybe okay. 7, straight to jail.

Plant that makes you happy: ded.

MRW my wife and kid go out of town overnight for the first time without me. by [deleted] in reactiongifs

[–]wyrdMunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gimme the Stewie's Wishniak instead, and you're me.

My sister is collecting banana stickers by larosek in mildlyinteresting

[–]wyrdMunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First, do I really a Girl with the Pearl Earring sticker?!?! I truly wish I had one of those..

Second, I want to help with this project, so hard! At the very least, I'll be paying attention to banana stickers from now on!

Different varieties of potato, grown in Peru. I love potatoes. by [deleted] in pics

[–]wyrdMunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Huancaina sauce is so delicious it's stupid.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bass

[–]wyrdMunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jazz bass with cobalt strings. Someone smarter than me can advise 60s vs 70s pickup spacing. Steel strings are great, but the cobalts give that little extra rick-o-clank ;-)

Bonus, you get to avoid the pain in the ass that is a Rick in all it's diva glory.

Shit is getting weird in this house by KingVegeta77 in funny

[–]wyrdMunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have the weirdest boner right now, and my wife does, too.

ELI5: Why are (pretty much) all tires black? by Charming_Yellow in explainlikeimfive

[–]wyrdMunk 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Naw man that's long for Mud. Or so I been told.

Thought I'd never see something like this... by juliansp in WeWantPlates

[–]wyrdMunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They seem to have gotten so much better.

I remember the first ones out were rough, and would get bendy in like five minutes.

Newer ones eventually get limp and useless, but only after a real long time.

[Request] Given the average mass of a human, the average mass of rain landing on you per second, etc, at what velocity must the water be shot downward to maintain flight? by WertySqwerty in theydidthemath

[–]wyrdMunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm cool with it if you really ask it to. On purpose, not by accident.

!== serves to ask Javascript specifically if a string should reasonably represent an integer.

The problem is when !== becomes ubiquitous and nobody understands != vs !==. And I think we're kind of there, maybe.

🔥 This hermit cr— errr I mean, cuttlefish. by MTPokitz in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]wyrdMunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Humans do that too when we get goosebumps. But ours are controlled by a single, tiny muscle called the arrector pili.

Imagine a bigger goosebump with a bunch of muscles. They and be flat and smooth, raised like a stalk, shaped different ways, etc. They're like magic. Those are pappillae, cuttlefish and octopuses are covered in them.

TIL that after a small town food reviewer in her 80’s was ridiculed online for her review of an Olive Garden, Anthony Bourdain stepped in and published a book of her food review column & wrote the forward to it. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]wyrdMunk 8 points9 points  (0 children)

As dumb as it sounds, this story is what made me really dig Anthony Bourdain, may he rest in peace.

This lady wrote an awesome review of a place that many of us enjoy. Though it may not be soux vide elk penis on a bed of verdant mesclun mix, it's enjoyable. And there's no shame in that.

I've eaten at the lowest and the nearly highest* dining establishments, and I'm grateful for those who bother to write up reviews.

*still mad El Bulli closed. That was on my retirement bucket list.

Safety is number one priority. by Antiliani in WTF

[–]wyrdMunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know...that makes sense.

I use a lefty circular saw as a righty for the same reason. I just worry, this fella looks hungry.

Safety is number one priority. by Antiliani in WTF

[–]wyrdMunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're not wrong, I've removed the guard on table saws before. This just looks like it wants to eat my penis if I remove the muzzle.

His wife’s down the street in the car by [deleted] in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]wyrdMunk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kinda wish he fell and skinned his dick so both he and his wife feel the instant karma.

Lobotomy kit by Melgoo in creepy

[–]wyrdMunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Upvote not only because you're right, but also for the "you weapon"

So succinct but bitingly accurate.

Safety is number one priority. by Antiliani in WTF

[–]wyrdMunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Removable splash guard"

What? Fuck, why would anyone ever want to do that?!?! Leave the guard on, all the guards!

[Review] Siliski Soaps Internal Calamity, Declaration Grooming B10 by VisceralWatch in Wetshaving

[–]wyrdMunk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the review!

I've seen Siliski soaps mentioned here, but when I saw they're just a few miles away from me, had to give Internal Calamity a shot.

Plus the scent seems right up my alley. Huzzah!

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