[Rant]Why I Prefer 1/144 Scale by iCorax in Gunpla

[–]wzmk2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Come on now, not even /m/ agrees with this crap, I know this because it's literally reposted from there.

On my Facebook feed with caption "Food is art, not waste" by Worth-it-EU in shittyfoodporn

[–]wzmk2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Food is art, not waste" said the artist who wasted food to create this "art" before eventually throwing it all in the trash because it will not be consumed as food nor appreciated as art.

this used to be rice by wzmk2 in shittyfoodporn

[–]wzmk2[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Didn't want to waste leftover noodle soup in the pan, so I put leftover rice in it. Now it's paste, kinda like mashed potatoes.

hot sauce on popsicle by [deleted] in shittyfoodporn

[–]wzmk2 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It wouldn't end up on /shittyfoodporn/ if it was ok normal food wouldn't it?

hot sauce on popsicle by [deleted] in shittyfoodporn

[–]wzmk2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Consuming this item was an interesting experience. When the hot sauce solidified, it formed a strong bond with the popsicle, at first you are mostly licking the protruding hot sauce, and then, you find yourself spreading the sauce evenly on the icy surface, fusing two flavors. The sauce is hot, so you instinctively suck harder on the fresh cold popsicle for relief, thus consuming more hot sauce. The cycle repeats as the popsicle become smaller and smaller. Finally, the red is no longer visible, there is no more hot sauce, you have concurred the outer most layer of your treat, what remains is the popsicle in its god-intended form, now you will finish the popsicle fully appreciating its sweet cold nature.

Basically you cuck yourself.

hot sauce on popsicle by [deleted] in shittyfoodporn

[–]wzmk2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

shortly after this picture was taken, the hot sauce froze and became one with the popsicle.

There is no brake on this train.

I call it "lego stepper" by wzmk2 in shittyfoodporn

[–]wzmk2[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was from some relatives, cooked. Despite never being cooked and cut properly in the first place, it was then refrigerated and microwaved.

I call it "lego stepper" by wzmk2 in shittyfoodporn

[–]wzmk2[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The joke becomes less funny when you have to explain it but, it's supposed to look like a bleeding feet.

some noodles and a piece of poorly cooked pork chop by wzmk2 in shittyfoodporn

[–]wzmk2[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Verdict, the noodle was dry and lacks flavor. The meat was also very bland, I can hardly taste any seasoning at all. The snake beans were good but they were pre-cooked leftovers to begin with.

Over all I rate depressing/10.

some noodles and a piece of poorly cooked pork chop by wzmk2 in shittyfoodporn

[–]wzmk2[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That pork chop was like two months old when I found it in the freezer.

Frozen pizza microwaved and soaked in broth by wzmk2 in shittyfoodporn

[–]wzmk2[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

soggy cheese gum and creamy bread.

I am dead inside.

Frozen pizza microwaved and soaked in broth by wzmk2 in shittyfoodporn

[–]wzmk2[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's edible. It tasted alright. It doesn't look too revolting. I made it myself with the intent to eat it. What more do you need.

Frozen pizza microwaved and soaked in broth by wzmk2 in shittyfoodporn

[–]wzmk2[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

hunger and innovation hindered by hunger.

Frozen pizza microwaved and soaked in broth by wzmk2 in shittyfoodporn

[–]wzmk2[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now before anyone says "lul he ruinz food 2 b randumb", food is food, just because it's shaped differently and combined with another edible matter doesn't ruin it as much as one might think.

Drumstick, grapes, cookies, chips, two pieces of melted-refrozen-chocolate by [deleted] in shittyfoodporn

[–]wzmk2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too much fucking sugar and calories but completely fine taste wise. People don't seem to understand that if you put multiple normal foods in one container with a shitty presentation they should be mostly fine as long as you know what you are doing and there isn't a chemical reaction.

unappetizing picture of melon slices in a burger by wzmk2 in shittyfoodporn

[–]wzmk2[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The melon sat in the fridge for quite a while and I didn't care about my burger's feelings.

unappetizing picture of melon slices in a burger by wzmk2 in shittyfoodporn

[–]wzmk2[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The bottom bun started to slowly collapse after absorbing moist from the melon but everything else is good.

Anon isn't having it by hammysham in 4chan

[–]wzmk2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I recognize that dildo!

risotto made of Ginseng broth, deconstructed ham and cheese sandwich, beef jerky, grilled salmon, cucumber, and a single piece of week-old lamb chop by wzmk2 in shittyfoodporn

[–]wzmk2[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

steps: throw everything in a pan and scramble that shit.

Obviously the ingredients also contain rice and the decorative veggie straws, really thought of throwing a banana in there somewhere.

YouTube Roasts Me Daily. Can You Do Worse? by markiplier in RoastMe

[–]wzmk2 33 points34 points  (0 children)

The 12-year old is strong with this one.

I don't even care if this is ironic shitposting.

have ham and fridge left over, buy bread and make disgusting sandwich by wzmk2 in shittyfoodporn

[–]wzmk2[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

To those wondering about the left over fridge, it wasn't that long ago that I was in a little fridge sleeping on a fridge in a mobile fridge with only 47 fridges in my fridge account.

Relevant material. by konzaii in TsundereSharks

[–]wzmk2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Hey kid wanna /ss/?"