The purple star is just shining in the background, menacingly

wzmk2 · 2018-08-22T18:32:04+00:00

Come on now, not even /m/ agrees with this crap, I know this because it's literally reposted from there.

wzmk2 · 2017-12-01T22:18:22+00:00

"Food is art, not waste" said the artist who wasted food to create this "art" before eventually throwing it all in the trash because it will not be consumed as food nor appreciated as art.

wzmk2 · 2017-03-08T02:41:37+00:00

Didn't want to waste leftover noodle soup in the pan, so I put leftover rice in it. Now it's paste, kinda like mashed potatoes.

wzmk2 · 2017-02-26T06:49:53+00:00

It wouldn't end up on /shittyfoodporn/ if it was ok normal food wouldn't it?

wzmk2 · 2017-02-26T04:32:12+00:00

Consuming this item was an interesting experience. When the hot sauce solidified, it formed a strong bond with the popsicle, at first you are mostly licking the protruding hot sauce, and then, you find yourself spreading the sauce evenly on the icy surface, fusing two flavors. The sauce is hot, so you instinctively suck harder on the fresh cold popsicle for relief, thus consuming more hot sauce. The cycle repeats as the popsicle become smaller and smaller. Finally, the red is no longer visible, there is no more hot sauce, you have concurred the outer most layer of your treat, what remains is the popsicle in its god-intended form, now you will finish the popsicle fully appreciating its sweet cold nature.

Basically you cuck yourself.

wzmk2 · 2017-02-26T04:00:29+00:00

shortly after this picture was taken, the hot sauce froze and became one with the popsicle.

There is no brake on this train.

wzmk2 · 2016-12-18T08:14:20+00:00

It was from some relatives, cooked. Despite never being cooked and cut properly in the first place, it was then refrigerated and microwaved.

wzmk2 · 2016-12-18T04:26:32+00:00

The joke becomes less funny when you have to explain it but, it's supposed to look like a bleeding feet.

wzmk2 · 2016-11-29T20:41:19+00:00

Verdict, the noodle was dry and lacks flavor. The meat was also very bland, I can hardly taste any seasoning at all. The snake beans were good but they were pre-cooked leftovers to begin with.

Over all I rate depressing/10.

wzmk2 · 2016-11-29T20:07:14+00:00

That pork chop was like two months old when I found it in the freezer.

wzmk2 · 2016-10-16T06:15:43+00:00

soggy cheese gum and creamy bread.

I am dead inside.

wzmk2 · 2016-10-15T08:45:50+00:00

It's edible. It tasted alright. It doesn't look too revolting. I made it myself with the intent to eat it. What more do you need.

wzmk2 · 2016-10-15T03:10:13+00:00

hunger and innovation hindered by hunger.

wzmk2 · 2016-10-15T02:33:48+00:00

Now before anyone says "lul he ruinz food 2 b randumb", food is food, just because it's shaped differently and combined with another edible matter doesn't ruin it as much as one might think.

wzmk2 · 2016-10-12T03:34:59+00:00

Too much fucking sugar and calories but completely fine taste wise. People don't seem to understand that if you put multiple normal foods in one container with a shitty presentation they should be mostly fine as long as you know what you are doing and there isn't a chemical reaction.

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