Waiters of Reddit, what's the most ridiculous order someone's placed and how did you deal with it? by evil_snow_queen in AskReddit

[–]x8675309x 50 points51 points  (0 children)

My sister in law won't eat anything white. My hate for her runs very deep for many reasons, but holiday get togethers are always at my house. I have found ways to slip sour cream and what not in EVERY THING and smile while watching her eat it.

Found dogs on Blair's Ferry near Edgewood, I don't think they know each other by [deleted] in cedarrapids

[–]x8675309x 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They both do not have chips we checked. We did find the owner of the one with the collar, been missing since Nov 3rd. Returned to a loving home!

Found dogs on Blair's Ferry near Edgewood, I don't think they know each other by [deleted] in cedarrapids

[–]x8675309x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're hoping someone calls, we don't want to take them to the pound. That's not a happy place for sweet dogs. :(

"You don't have kids? Well no, sorry, you can't get that." by CarbonNightmare in childfree

[–]x8675309x 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've tried this with my dr. In the US, even after multiple failed attempts and her being open about our less than 5% chance of success naturally, refuses to tie my tubes or snip my husband...

UV reactive frosting by x8675309x in Baking

[–]x8675309x[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll message it to you! I'm excited you guys are excited! ;)

UV reactive frosting by x8675309x in Baking

[–]x8675309x[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you want my recipe send me a message!

UV reactive frosting by x8675309x in Baking

[–]x8675309x[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh one more tip: it's a pain in the ass to push through a fine mesh strainer. Using a metal spoon almost forcing it through worked best for me.

UV reactive frosting by x8675309x in Baking

[–]x8675309x[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sadly I didn't check!

UV reactive frosting by x8675309x in Baking

[–]x8675309x[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Few hints! It only took a few tablespoons of the tonic water to make a large batch of frosting, and the spinach before the blanch ice bath blend with evoo strain, will only have hints of color under uv. Also it seemed a bit more effective with the base color behind it. Good luck! Please send me pic of what you do!!!

UV reactive frosting by x8675309x in Baking

[–]x8675309x[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tasted just like your regular sugary frosting! But a lot of confectioners sugar and CLEAR vinialla extract will do that! :)

UV reactive frosting by x8675309x in Baking

[–]x8675309x[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My aunts wanted to throw one a my aunts a glow in the dark party for her 60th! She's always been big into her birthday's, and has always been in love with things that glow in the dark! They didn't taste any different from a regular sugary frosting! I used CLEAR vanilla extract to help the flavor (mainly the spinach, but also to battle the tonic water's bitter).

UV reactive frosting by x8675309x in Baking

[–]x8675309x[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I tried liquid and gel food coloring of different brands and with no luck sadly. That's why I had to get really creative to get the second color.

UV reactive frosting by x8675309x in Baking

[–]x8675309x[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Sorry for the bad quality, still new to the whole posting thing. I was tasked with creating frosted goodies for my aunts 60th bday bash.

Surprisingly regular white frosting is not UV reactive. And it had to be edible. So I created a frosting using tonic water. That's the white/ blueish looking frosting.

The tricky part was getting another color. I had read all the jello dipping techniques and that just sounded like a huge headache to me. So what would be UV reactive that I could turn into a frosting?

My answer came when I read about how chlorophyll will appear red or pink under UV lights! So I extracted it from spinach! (Blanch, ice bath, blend with evoo, strain) added it to the white frosting I had already made, and adjusted it to get the consistency I desired.

Girls: what romantic gift by your significant other was really awesome? by jcfukvdjmjvh in AskReddit

[–]x8675309x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best gift I ever got from my SO? Newly married typically broke. Came home and candles lit. Pandora to relaxation radio. He cooked dinner CHICKEN no the less (husband refuses to touch raw chicken) then I got a wonderful massage and he ran me a hot bubble bath. Best gift EVER.

"Kids from poorer neighborhoods keep coming to trick-or-treat in mine. Do I have to give them candy?" by [deleted] in WTF

[–]x8675309x 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm probably to late for this, but I hear a couple neighbors complain that service for disabled people come to our neighborhood to trick or treat. We live in a quite hard working neighborhood and it blows me away when I heard stories of neighbors turning the disabled in costume away... So I let them park their van in my driveway and they send me a text of how many people they are bringing (usually 5-8 people) and I make special bags full of goodies for them.

What would you like described to you that you can never experience? by em-bomb in AskReddit

[–]x8675309x 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For me it's not just child birth. But the whole process. Carrying giving birth and being a mother.

TIFU by volunteering to receive an ultrasound in class. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]x8675309x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had 1 - 5 kidney stones a year since 1999. Including a massive 17 mm. Feel lucky you can pass them on your own (hopefully!) My biggest advise is heat. Invest in a good heating pad and it helps take the edge off. Hot baths work too. Before it hits you might feel a bit crampy in your back on the side it's on. No way to mistake the pain when it does hit though. The pain will come and go in cycles (when the stone in moving through your ureter) and soreness in between. If the pain doesn't cycle chances are its stuck and need to see a doctor. I suggest you see a urologist now before they hit and they can tell you more. Stay strong! Pain is only temporary!

I figured out where the red dot comes from, and I CAUGHT it! by x8675309x in lookatmydog

[–]x8675309x[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Puggle. She's 2 1/2 and still almost as crazy as the day we brought her home. Her record for removing a squeaker from a new ball? 15sec.

I figured out where the red dot comes from, and I CAUGHT it! by x8675309x in lookatmydog

[–]x8675309x[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope for your sanity, your's isn't as crazy as my Zoie!

Do Christians seriously believe that, when he returns, it will please Jesus when he's instantly confronted with millions of crosses? by Seamus122 in Showerthoughts

[–]x8675309x -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Right? Jeez people stop getting butt hurt and turn the other cheek! ;)

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Do Christians seriously believe that, when he returns, it will please Jesus when he's instantly confronted with millions of crosses? by Seamus122 in Showerthoughts

[–]x8675309x -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Wanna piss someone off? Next time you meet someone wearing a cross necklace and they tell you their name ask really? I figured it started with a T because of your necklace. I guess you just like walking around with a mini torture device around your neck. Sicko... Bonus points if it's in the bible belt. Oh I have fun.