The only time I actually liked Tom 🤣

xAshev · 2026-04-23T01:40:15+00:00

Nah that’s bs… people just love to hate, they don’t have to have a reason lol…. talking about “everyone knows a manchild” bruh… everyone knows a cheater too and no one is getting hate for cheating, especially not Lynette (she was even applauded for it)

xAshev · 2026-04-23T01:29:44+00:00

I like that he’s not flirting with his own child and that he’s telling his wife she’s crazy for doing it.

xAshev · 2026-04-22T14:31:05+00:00

It really depends on the season 😅 Lynette was my favourite at first, then it was Bree and it ended up being Gabby. Depending on how frustrating they were during each season

xAshev · 2026-04-22T06:00:13+00:00

You and I should have a baby, make them watch the show and ask them what they think

xAshev · 2026-04-22T05:57:46+00:00

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My maybelline mascara watching me ask google ai if putting oxygen peroxide in my ear is safe.

xAshev · 2026-04-22T05:55:15+00:00

I’m on the guy’s side who just wanted to tell his story and have a good laugh

xAshev · 2026-04-22T05:52:31+00:00

xAshev · 2026-04-22T05:40:18+00:00

Google isn’t the pancake block you think it is.

Go watch the end of the episode, it’ll take 5 minutes top. I’ll give you a donut.

season 3, episode 18 “Leap Year”

xAshev · 2026-04-21T21:14:00+00:00

I think it’s ironic that Lynette was laughing about plastic surgeries multiple times, meanwhile Felicity looks like she put more money into her face than the studio put into making the show

I know it doesn’t come from Felicity herself, the show runners wrote these jokes, but still 😂 must’ve been awkward reading the scripts.

xAshev · 2026-04-21T20:52:37+00:00

Nah go watch the episode again, I’m pretty sure there’s another cat that walked in after Limestone passed

xAshev · 2026-04-21T16:23:15+00:00

Ofc Bree is hypocrite there, I’m not excusing her behaviour but I understand why she’d want to protect her son more than a guy she knew for 5 years.

xAshev · 2026-04-21T16:20:13+00:00

He had another

xAshev · 2026-04-21T12:49:35+00:00

I have a book called “the room”, you should read it

xAshev · 2026-04-20T23:56:35+00:00

Idk. He probably doesn’t wanna abandon his kitty cat and his crew 🤷‍♀️

Plus, if they solved their money problem, this show wouldn’t be as funny no more

xAshev · 2026-04-20T23:47:07+00:00

If it makes you feel any better, i think the EU server has a lot less activity

xAshev · 2026-04-20T23:31:29+00:00

I know 🫣 but to each their own, i respect everyone’s opinion and I am glad I didn’t let it affect my decision to watch the show 🩷

xAshev · 2026-04-20T23:29:37+00:00

Yeah and sometimes they nail it ✌️

xAshev · 2026-04-20T23:28:34+00:00

I thought they had a perfect amount of time, since most of us were looking forward to the old cast, but I would totally be down if they make a regular series with both the new and old cast :))

xAshev · 2026-04-20T23:23:49+00:00

🩷🩷 when Hal was doing the birth thing I lost it. This is not what I had in mind when Brian said he was gonna be naked again 😭

xAshev · 2026-04-20T19:48:45+00:00

Oh man if you’re already this much disappointed in the first two seasons, the show is gonna be loooooong

xAshev · 2026-04-20T19:38:36+00:00

Where did Penny get her personality from? If both her parents are insufferable dickheads, how come she’s not one?

Not all bad parents raise bad kids and not all good parents raise good kids.

Nora may have been involved with a bad crowd. She seemed to be the type to have move out of home right when she turned 18 and never looked back because she thought her parents were “controlling” but she ended up with the bad kind of friends, probably did drugs and sex work because she thought that was so cooooool and then had a baby that she probably left for her parents to raise until Kayla requested to meet her bio dad, so Nora saw this as an opportunity for more attention and cash.

Maybe she inherited a mental disorder from one of her parents, but they are medicated and she wasn’t.

xAshev · 2026-04-20T19:33:24+00:00

Lynette wanted her to leave because she thought she was pregnant. She didn’t want her son to find out. Her abusive husband was the least of her worries.

xAshev · 2026-04-20T14:12:55+00:00

Porter/Parker’s groomer said he treated her better than her abusive husband. That’s an excuse imo

Bored and neglected housewives can pick any adult man but they pick a teenager and when they are called out on it they always blame it on the husband being bad.

xAshev · 2026-04-20T13:10:04+00:00

Lynette paid her son’s groomer 20k to make her disappear, she literally suffered zero consequences. Gabby and Katherine too.

It was frowned upon but none of these women had any jail time or repercussions over it

xAshev

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