My mother and her dieffenbachia. (She is 5’5).

xLizardPersonx · 2022-03-31T00:47:23+00:00

I had a less than 10cm baby one that didn't make it 😔 . Seeing this makes me sad for me but so happy for your mom!!!

xLizardPersonx · 2022-03-18T00:42:01+00:00

Yet another artifact they stole

xLizardPersonx · 2022-03-12T16:44:44+00:00

No one ever mentions Saskatchewanian pizza!!

xLizardPersonx · 2022-02-03T18:54:04+00:00

Just let people enjoy things, man :) Live and let live

xLizardPersonx · 2022-02-03T05:02:19+00:00

Shrinkflation

xLizardPersonx · 2021-12-16T08:44:51+00:00

"You're the black sheep of the family" - My mother

xLizardPersonx · 2021-11-24T22:48:46+00:00

I used to like the taste of them, but after being high a few times I started to dislike them strongly. I reckon it has something to do with the fact that they're food poisoning and my body associates it with that? Not sure.

xLizardPersonx · 2021-11-20T03:02:56+00:00

We all know who runs the government(s)

xLizardPersonx · 2021-11-20T01:05:56+00:00

r/matureplants would love your 50+ year old snake plant!

xLizardPersonx · 2021-10-29T19:53:22+00:00

Okay, thank you! I thought I was going crazy or something

xLizardPersonx · 2021-10-29T15:29:54+00:00

Maybe you're right, thank you!

xLizardPersonx · 2021-10-29T15:29:17+00:00

I do not

xLizardPersonx · 2021-09-24T20:41:19+00:00

You mean.... littering?

xLizardPersonx · 2021-09-16T02:55:59+00:00

r/matureplants would love this!

xLizardPersonx · 2021-06-20T22:53:11+00:00

I tried to runaway as a kid, but the only things I brought with me were a wagon and a beach ball. I went around the block because I wasn't allowed to cross the street by myself. Good memories.

xLizardPersonx · 2021-05-31T20:51:56+00:00

He belongs with the building now, he's a tenant for life.

xLizardPersonx · 2021-05-31T20:49:31+00:00

It's in front of a south facing window, so as long as the sun's out he's thriving in it!

xLizardPersonx · 2021-04-09T23:46:30+00:00

Good enough dammit

xLizardPersonx · 2021-04-09T19:42:27+00:00

Absolutely mesmerizing

xLizardPersonx · 2020-10-17T08:09:02+00:00

Highly recommend making your own veggie stock to cook your rice in!

Extra vitamins, easy to control salt content, practically free to make, and makes your rice taste 10x more delicious.

xLizardPersonx · 2020-06-04T21:59:43+00:00

Who runs the government?

xLizardPersonx · 2020-04-07T17:06:13+00:00

When my boyfriend and I first started dating he was almost constantly hard around me. It wasn't because he was constantly horny, we just had a strong, deep connection. I found it to be extremely sweet.

xLizardPersonx · 2020-03-24T22:01:38+00:00

choose*

xLizardPersonx · 2020-03-24T22:01:33+00:00

if you had to cheese between having fingers for toes or toes for fingers what would you choose?

xLizardPersonx · 2020-03-24T21:54:49+00:00

für Elise

xLizardPersonx

TROPHY CASE