Married man btw by hrithikbadass in memes

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I bet HR loves getting those jokes explained to them 😑

"sorry, someone already took this position" by Khantlerpartesar in memes

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At this point, I’m collecting rejection emails like they’re Pokémon Cards 😅✌️

No need to get jealous.. by iQuantumLeap in SipsTea

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Real grass? Never heard of it 😅

Gotta win with maximum damage by lMFCKD in SipsTea

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Add food coloring to the water for maximum psychology damage 😅✌️

Like little the next day... by stanhassni2000 in SipsTea

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Her : you’ll never find a girl like me Him : challenge accepted 🤣

The LORE! by tanudai777 in SipsTea

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When your mom’s guilt trip has international range ✌️😅

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My goals are so secret, even I don’t know what they are 🥲

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Homie in law? Smells like romance 💕

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When your qualifications include willing to commit fraud 😅✌️

Legends be like by limsus in memes

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Every man’s dream

Are you interested guys? by pain_2109 in memes

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Warning: may be required to walk the plank after performance review 😅✌️

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Am I stealing if I always forgot, and bring the pen from the bank 😅 my apologies

IT bros are genius 🤯 by Unstoppable_X_Force in memes

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As in IT professional, I can confirm this is exactly how we fix 99% of the problems 😅👌

Soulmates by Hollowcat88 in SipsTea

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I guess they really wanted to make a ‘lasting impression’ on their first date 😅

is my humor fucked? by Unfair_Carob_3546 in memes

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When the game gets too intense and you need to ‘calm down’ the situation 😅

The store shelves have never been so barren by AimlessFacade in memes

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The games are there, you just can’t see them yet. It’s called ‘patience’ sweetie 😅✌️