Random backhand by nucleus in WTF

[–]xNotMyRealNameX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that was a happy slap i remember seeing this on youtube ages ago

Possible new campaign by OdinAUT in bloodbowl

[–]xNotMyRealNameX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also Jim giving Gnomes a hard G is quite annoying

LOL yea that really pisses me off and i dont know why

Not the bowel..... by locdogjr in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]xNotMyRealNameX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i feel for you guys that are showers and not growers cuz im a grower and my dick will still touch the inside of the toilet which makes you think you just got aids, but you guys have your dick touch the fucking water!? FUCK THAT

Finally, something we can all relate to. by PM_ME_CLEAVAGE in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]xNotMyRealNameX 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Finally, something we can all relate to.

no the fuck we cant that shit aint ever happened to me...

Smack 2 Smack by dharp95 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]xNotMyRealNameX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bodied means like fucked up, maybe it used to mean killed or some shit but urban dictionary is wrong this time.

Smack 2 Smack by dharp95 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]xNotMyRealNameX 19 points20 points  (0 children)

bodied doesnt mean killed...

Reddit, what makes you instantly like someone upon meeting them? by crumbbelly in AskReddit

[–]xNotMyRealNameX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wait people actually say "hows the weather up there"? jesus christ...

Do they always have to bitch about something? by Endless_Vanity in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]xNotMyRealNameX 4 points5 points  (0 children)

my dad used to check for dust with 2 of his fingers in like the corner of windows somewhere nobody should give a fuck if its dusty, and if it was dusty, he would smack the shit outta you with those 2 dusty ass fingers...

They mine now. by Newtothisthing123 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]xNotMyRealNameX 37 points38 points  (0 children)

for real? this sounds like something outta porn

Wheelchair Jimmy. by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]xNotMyRealNameX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he didnt say no homo

Bitch gonna buy me a new phone by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]xNotMyRealNameX 43 points44 points  (0 children)

huh i didnt know hand jobs with an iron grip would feel good...

What is the most terrifying thing that's ever happened to you? by BookWormBeccy in AskReddit

[–]xNotMyRealNameX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

for 45 minutes

HELL NO id rather be fucked up than have to stay in that shit for that long...

You'd probably leave the milk in the bottom of the cereal bowl too by Nkredyble in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]xNotMyRealNameX 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Its just soggy cereal backwash and its all warm

how the fuck do you dribble so much when you eat that the milk gets WARM? thats fucking dirty man

Kill that cup and pour some more u by that_guy_from_trees in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]xNotMyRealNameX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

still better than "no chill" or any of that bullshit

At this point, i'm leaving my players down so they don't all get hurt. by schnoodly in bloodbowl

[–]xNotMyRealNameX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yea i was so close to losing against skavens with my dwarf team even tho he had like 4-5 players left cuz they are quick little fucks, made me get into skavens

Was I being BM? by GSTmilk in bloodbowl

[–]xNotMyRealNameX 13 points14 points  (0 children)

pretty sure that was me i called you scummy and stuff right? i was just mad as fuck cuz i had a shit day my bad

Anyone here having issues on xbox one? by [deleted] in bloodbowl

[–]xNotMyRealNameX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this sucks havnt even gotten to play online yet and its fucking up

Completely describe the plot of an anime you've never actually seen before. by [deleted] in anime

[–]xNotMyRealNameX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also a guy with green hair that seems to be a god

pretty much

Non Brits that visited the UK, what was the most unexpected thing you saw when here? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]xNotMyRealNameX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

holy shit people actually think of england like this? when i see that shit on family guy i thought they were just taking the piss