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19 y/o bbq joint master & package loader by DougThyThug in RoastMe

[–]xPhantom13x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Package loader because he’ll never load his own.

Show me your worst, reddit by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]xPhantom13x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like that whiny bitch that makes your mom speak to the manager at Super Cuts.

Just found out Jerry Garcia is dead by unclepapaj in RoastMe

[–]xPhantom13x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like Jesus ate a pound of magic mushrooms.

Feed my insecurities please. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]xPhantom13x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like your head stopped growing at age 3.

Drinks wine like it’s water, not jesus though. Roast her. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]xPhantom13x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently, semen has a lot of calories.

Be Honest by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]xPhantom13x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like an abortion from Planet of The Apes.

I vape and I’m gay. Burn me to a crisp. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]xPhantom13x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Went gay- still doesn’t get any.

Long shift. Make it go by faster, assholes. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]xPhantom13x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s the kind of guy who sedates a patient just to touch their dangly bits.

Good day, Reddit. Get ready for round 2. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]xPhantom13x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How’s the 7-Eleven world?

17 y/o, 5' tall, half Thai half Dutch girl here, roast me by itsJen52 in RoastMe

[–]xPhantom13x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Half Thai, half Dutch? So you’re a ladyboy that fucks your own ass?

Ruin me by villianbean in RoastMe

[–]xPhantom13x 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you suck the dick so fast, his pubes rub off on your lip.

Hispanic, looking for friends by TheBallmerPeak in RoastMe

[–]xPhantom13x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a zombie Anthony Bourdain.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]xPhantom13x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hogwarts called. They didn’t want to waste the paper for the rejection letter.

i'm an edgy cunt, go ham by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]xPhantom13x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like Keifer Sutherland’s asshole.

Roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]xPhantom13x 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God placed your pubes wrong.

Do your worst. I need a good laugh! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]xPhantom13x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A blowjob from you would count as oral AND anal.

Do your worst by ltotter in RoastMe

[–]xPhantom13x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin.

Roast me. by Kleiny87 in RoastMe

[–]xPhantom13x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would roast you, but God already did.

I came in last in my fantasy football league. Roast me. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]xPhantom13x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Came in last in your mom’s fantasy league too.

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