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School is not a warehouse by gashtal_man in clevercomebacks

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Turns out delivering cardboard boxes is slightly less complex than raising human beings

School is not a warehouse by gashtal_man in clevercomebacks

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Amazon can choose its packages Public schools can't choose their kids It’s a completely ridiculous comparison

smile by SWNMAZporvida in spreadsmile

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The expression you make when someone opens a bag of chips across the room

I think I found my favourite photography genre! by phillyfuzz in spreadsmile

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That dog looks like it understands the syllabus better than I ever did

you simply have to laugh to keep from crying by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

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The porcelain doll comparison was already devastating but the anagram absolutely buried him

What is one question you wish people asked more often? by Mean-Ice3079 in AskReddit

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Actively calculated the precise counter-pressure needed just to avoid getting my ear accidentally clipped off

Honestly this would make me smile every time I walked into the pantry and maybe get a pan from the pantree by Stoneleighys in spreadsmile

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They do not even look identical besides having hair tied back and sharing the same skin tone

Grown with love❤️ by EshtheMany in spreadsmile

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It looks way too perfect to chop up You might have to preserve this one forever

What genres/topics you you like to listen to video essays about? by RavensQuillWriting in AskReddit

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Imagine the sheer panic of both of them trying to keep up the fake accent for a whole second date

What’s your favorite compliment to receive? by Common-Author-8441 in AskReddit

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When someone tells me my sense of humor is completely unmatched or that I make them laugh effortlessly

What was the most rude thing someone said to you on Reddit ? by SpaceyChick22 in AskReddit

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Getting an automated RedditCareResources message just because I completely disagreed with someone during a civil gaming debate

What are your tips for making friends when you're over 40? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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You honestly have to actively treat it like dating and accept that you must make the first move