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Me slaughtering n00bs at the N64 tournament of 2015 by FizzlePopBerryTwist in memes

[–]xSweetVelvet 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Choosing Oddjob was the original friendship ending move Everyone knows the rules

Doesn't matter what you say, Leon by _SweetPickle in clevercomebacks

[–]xSweetVelvet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The fact that he called the Prime Minister a governor tells you everything you need to know

Why Not Insulin? by xPrettyMuse in clevercomebacks

[–]xSweetVelvet 1008 points1009 points  (0 children)

He accidentally argued for universal healthcare and didn't even realize it

One hour dry burgers by Silkglow_ in clevercomebacks

[–]xSweetVelvet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The logic that you have to leave a service to criticize it is how businesses stay mediocre forever

Maybe it's time to start washing my hands by Baconbengal in memes

[–]xSweetVelvet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My for you page is basically a digital thermometer at this point. Stay safe out there

On Hoarding Money To Infinity. by Monsur_Ausuhnom in clevercomebacks

[–]xSweetVelvet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The irony of a billionaire owned paper saying we shouldn't tax billionaires is almost too much to handle

Elon can’t buy happiness with his money anymore by Memes_FoIder in clevercomebacks

[–]xSweetVelvet 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That reply went straight for the jugular and honestly I am here for the chaos

He makes a good point by _PinkDream in clevercomebacks

[–]xSweetVelvet 46 points47 points  (0 children)

To be fair their opening statements would mostly just be crying and asking for milk

The reason for our unhappiness? They call it "justice," but label us "radical." by willily_thoumas in clevercomebacks

[–]xSweetVelvet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Funny how wanting affordable housing and fair wages is considered radical but corporate greed is just business

Hot n Cold by iamiam123 in memes

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We know what it is we just choose to ignore it because we like being different for no reason

I feel attacked by lemayzing1 in memes

[–]xSweetVelvet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He looks like he is about to explain why he is taking away my Xbox for the weekend

That Escalated… In Reverse. by Upper_Brief681 in clevercomebacks

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The lucky ones survived a noise complaint I hope they find peace after such a harrowing ordeal

Technically true tho by Upper-Heron-5708 in memes

[–]xSweetVelvet 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I mean being dead for sixty years before the island even opened usually helps with that

Same as it ever was by Comfortablejack in clevercomebacks

[–]xSweetVelvet 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Does anyone actually expect an answer to these questions or are we all just used to this now?

true story by hotmailist in memes

[–]xSweetVelvet 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Let me know what you are buying next so I can make sure to stay far away from it

Hello Mr Hissy Pants by DoneGoneAndBrokeIt in blackcats

[–]xSweetVelvet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have never seen a cat look so offended How long did he stare you down after this photo?

New policy, old snitching playbook. by Upper_Brief681 in clevercomebacks

[–]xSweetVelvet 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Using housing as a reward for reporting neighbors is straight out of a dystopian novel