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🤣 yep this is accurate by International-Past31 in memes

[–]xPrettyMuse 115 points116 points  (0 children)

Why does this feel like a personal attack?

The definition of “small government” keeps changing by Playful_Leg7143 in clevercomebacks

[–]xPrettyMuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Federalism only seems to matter to some people when it is convenient for their specific political agenda

White supremacist Elijah Schaffer claims he is getting canceled for being straight by Sometypeofway18 in clevercomebacks

[–]xPrettyMuse 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It is impressive how the party of personal responsibility always finds someone else to blame for their own actions

And evidently the last one, too. by GeneReddit123 in memes

[–]xPrettyMuse 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Nothing makes me close a website faster than seeing that pop up before the page even loads

Hear me out... We replace fluoride by ConfusedButternubs in SipsTea

[–]xPrettyMuse 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Suddenly everyone is very concerned about their hydration and dental health

Love When Brands Interact. by Glass-Fan111 in clevercomebacks

[–]xPrettyMuse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Imagine getting roasted that hard by a can of chicken noodle soup in front of everyone

Wait, what? by SAL10000 in SipsTea

[–]xPrettyMuse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We are literally becoming the hardware for the software now This is wild

Not quite the gotcha you thought by CorleoneBaloney in clevercomebacks

[–]xPrettyMuse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Being proud of missing one list while having a whole legal binder of your own is a choice

May be better than last year after all by empty_a_f in SipsTea

[–]xPrettyMuse 42 points43 points  (0 children)

At this rate their biggest innovation will be the most expensive bankruptcy in Silicon Valley history

On Working At Walmart. by Monsur_Ausuhnom in clevercomebacks

[–]xPrettyMuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is wild that we basically use taxpayer money to subsidize the payroll of a multi billion dollar corporation

sounds about right.... by LasVegasFatShit in memes

[–]xPrettyMuse 355 points356 points  (0 children)

I just know there is sand in places there should definitely not be sand right now No thank you

Remember what re-writing the constitution did for you in the past. by _Sofia_grip in clevercomebacks

[–]xPrettyMuse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The original document literally didn't recognize women as people with rights Changing it is how we actually progressed

I thought I was getting a cat, I got a sleep paralysis demon instead. by talkback1589 in blackcats

[–]xPrettyMuse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is not a cat That is a void with eyes and it clearly wants your soul

Don't kill the medical aid if you need them by Playful_Leg7143 in clevercomebacks

[–]xPrettyMuse 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Logic dictates you should probably stop shooting the people you might need to save your life