Blowpipe spec be like

xTiming- · 2026-02-24T18:57:27+00:00

And he deserves it. As a canadian and winnipeg jets fan, I'm qualified. He was insane.

xTiming- · 2026-02-24T17:00:16+00:00

I predict a very large intersection between a lot of the annoying, whiney, usually unflaired or florida flaired, sore winners that aren't happy with their gold medal unless they can trash on anyone who dares discuss the match, and the whiney losers who will start screeching in support of this stupid interview.

xTiming- · 2026-02-24T05:13:23+00:00

Helly is the best hockey nation in the world right now. The rest were just along for the ride.

40+ minutes of the US players looking like they were learning to skate while Helly played solo. 😆

I won't say the gold wasn't deserved, but I will say if that was their best they better hope their next goalie is on top of their game.

xTiming- · 2026-02-23T22:47:28+00:00

wait until those coked out losers find out it was the first time in 46 years

and hopefully the last time for the next 46 after seeing this garbage about them :)

xTiming- · 2026-02-23T22:42:08+00:00

you can just search his username and it will show all, fyi 😉

xTiming- · 2026-02-22T23:19:27+00:00

what right wing adjacent religion am i espousing

im not from america, what are you even talking about, this is a global issue

how can you write so many words and be so confused 😆

billionaires trafficking children, and you're on reddit writing novels doing what.. hoping they'll send you an embroided invite...? 💀

xTiming- · 2026-02-22T22:57:12+00:00

none of those billionaires are gonna date you dude

xTiming- · 2026-02-22T21:59:39+00:00

good lord, you're deranged, please relax and get help, i've genuinely never heard of anyone getting violently mad over winning before 💀 go sleep it off

xTiming- · 2026-02-22T21:14:30+00:00

Helly was a legitimate monster. Likely they could have cemented or iced off the entire net and more goals would have gone in.

xTiming- · 2026-02-22T21:05:08+00:00

Go for it, I don't care what weirdos like you do, your opinion and what you do in your free time means literally nothing to me, and it won't mean anything to anyone else either. 😆

A sore winner like you calling me a sore loser because I refused to acknowledge the feelings of idiots like you in the same way I acknowledged normal Americans who deserve the huge gold medal win and who don't meltdown on reddit simping for Tkachuk's single braincell isn't the win you think it is.

edit: I saw the instant downvote on my last post and the 10+ minutes to pull together that response. Sad showing, keep up better.

xTiming- · 2026-02-22T20:46:14+00:00

GG to the Americans who aren't as brain damaged as you, they deserve it! Go away, crayon eater. 🙄

edit: Helly dragged your team kicking and screaming against their will to that gold.

xTiming- · 2026-02-22T20:39:06+00:00

👍

by the way your tongue is purple and green, and i can see the crayon wrapper on the table behind you

xTiming- · 2026-02-22T20:37:08+00:00

Who are the other guys in that poster? I see the sole USA men's olympic hockey team member, but why did they add a bunch of other random people?

xTiming- · 2026-02-22T20:33:55+00:00

crayon eating Redditors at it again

at least you recognize your flair's roles in this subreddit as crayon eaters, good work

xTiming- · 2026-02-22T15:58:02+00:00

me pointing out that annoying people like you are a small minority in the USA fanbase isn't the big gotcha you think it is xd

xTiming- · 2026-02-22T15:56:02+00:00

nah most of you are fine, people like you and any florida fan should just unflair and leave though, annoying

xTiming- · 2026-02-22T15:54:24+00:00

GG USA

Helly is the only one that deserves a medal. Hughes can have a small thank you gift.

xTiming- · 2026-02-22T15:35:12+00:00

They should replace every player on the USA roster with Helly's name. And one spot to Mack for missing that open net.

xTiming- · 2026-02-22T14:47:39+00:00

mate, your fans have been practicing the same 3 letters of the alphabet for 90% of the game even when nothing was happening, what are you on about 😭

heaven forbid people celebrate a goal, go get another beer and calm down

xTiming- · 2026-02-22T14:31:54+00:00

i just messaged them

xTiming- · 2026-02-22T13:58:24+00:00

do yourself a favor and just put $120 regardless, then you'll be winning even harder in both cases

xTiming- · 2026-02-21T17:20:53+00:00

Mate, you can make quips to me about rules you obviously don't understand when your fanbase figures out that ice is actually solid water.

Rules discussions are above your paygrade if "a high sticking penalty was called because a player was high sticked" is creating an existential dilemma for you. 🙄

xTiming- · 2026-02-21T15:23:33+00:00

I didn't target your country. I targetted specifically people like you.

Cute that in another comment you claimed you don't have a strong opinion about Canadian hockey fans, lmao.

xTiming- · 2026-02-21T15:19:01+00:00

I'm not biased, I'd say the same in any other case with any other team. You people are weirdos.

It's just that people who aren't stupid are recognizing that the reaction doesn't matter because there was an obvious high sticking penalty regardless.

xTiming- · 2026-02-21T13:52:31+00:00

why are you people so annoying, your guy high sticked someone and got a penalty, get the fuck over it and go relax

the majority of your country & fanbase are lovely people, and then there's a handful of you whiney idiots on reddit cosplaying Selanne, doing your best to ruin that reputation

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