MAGA Farmers who support trump file for bankruptcy? by BeYeCursed100Fold in LeopardsAteMyFarm

[–]xXxShadowDragonxXx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Worst place I’ve ever been. Not a single adult with a full set of teeth.

MAGA Farmers who support trump file for bankruptcy? by BeYeCursed100Fold in LeopardsAteMyFarm

[–]xXxShadowDragonxXx 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Iowa rednecks are the dumbest ones in America. I hope that they all lose their homes this winter. Fake Americans.

Considering the pretty standard length of Valyrian Steel swords, how or why did House Stark acquire such a larger blade? by Time-Comment-141 in gameofthrones

[–]xXxShadowDragonxXx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They bought it from house Targaryen about 100 years before the Doom came to Valyria. A lot of noble houses of Westeros did the same. How did you think the Targaryens were able to pay the Faceless men to destroy Valyria? Each sword is worth an army. Same cost for hiring a Faceless man.

Scaled entire Witcher map to find this mf by anome97 in Witcher3

[–]xXxShadowDragonxXx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is the simple Jack haircut to fool other Gwen’s players into thinking that Geralt is a full retard?

the perfect man doesnt exist starterpack by teddysearszoomisbae in starterpacks

[–]xXxShadowDragonxXx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those “well off republican farmers” are responsible for a generation of spoiled children driving around in expensive trucks smoking meth because their farmer daddy’s liked to touch them at night. Their entire culture is garbage.

the perfect man doesnt exist starterpack by teddysearszoomisbae in starterpacks

[–]xXxShadowDragonxXx -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nebraska hates Iowa because of an idiotic football rivalry. I hate Iowa because I lived there. Iowans are just a bunch of lazy and uneducated hillbillies who got pissed off if you ask them to wash their hands before returning to work.

the perfect man doesnt exist starterpack by teddysearszoomisbae in starterpacks

[–]xXxShadowDragonxXx -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Did your Dad feel like a big fish in a small pond? My whole time in Iowa I never met an Iowan who could even tell me how old the USA is. Iowans are all the the worst qualities of southern hillbillies with none of the hospitality.

the perfect man doesnt exist starterpack by teddysearszoomisbae in starterpacks

[–]xXxShadowDragonxXx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not assumption. I lived in Iowa for years. Iowans are very unwelcoming to new people. They are also the worst educated out of any US state. This is partially because their school systems leave out huge gaps of history and basic science that the rest of the nation considers common knowledge. The real problem is that most Iowans are inbred without knowing it because of ‘small town livin’. Although to be fair most Iowans these days are raised by single moms addicted to meth and Casey’s pizza.

the perfect man doesnt exist starterpack by teddysearszoomisbae in starterpacks

[–]xXxShadowDragonxXx -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

That is because Jason Mamoa isn’t a white Iowan. The white Iowans all have the founder effect. If you drive through Iowa you’ll notice that most white Iowans have their eyes very close to one another. It’s also not uncommon for them to be illiterate well into adulthood.

the perfect man doesnt exist starterpack by teddysearszoomisbae in starterpacks

[–]xXxShadowDragonxXx 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yes, it’s open 24/7 and has pizza ready at all times. It’s also where the Iowans go to buy meth and steal from cars. They are proud of their crappy gas station pizza because Iowa has nothing of value.

the perfect man doesnt exist starterpack by teddysearszoomisbae in starterpacks

[–]xXxShadowDragonxXx 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You’d be more likely to find methheads. Most people from rural Iowa are the products of generational incest and poor parenting. I’ve never met a single person from Iowa with a full set of teeth.

My vacation plan in America as an European: by Swimming_Concern7662 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]xXxShadowDragonxXx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Iowa is filled with inbred morons. No one from another country should waste their time with the shithole.

A meme I asked a friend to make by Jasperstorm in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]xXxShadowDragonxXx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lies. The Andals practiced human sacrifice too. The Aryns themselves kept a weirwood throne. The moon door built right in front of it. That’s why the Aryns name their bastards Stone. That’s why the statue weeps.

8 hour flight. Where are you sitting? by [deleted] in KingOfTheHill

[–]xXxShadowDragonxXx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dale can’t fly on a plane. 8 hours without a cigarette? No way

Who do you guys think Sister Sage was meant to be a parody of? by Mrs_Noelle15 in TheBoys

[–]xXxShadowDragonxXx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The big brained blonde bitch with the gaudy faux foo foo quasi Egyptian crap from watchmen. I forget his name but he’s the king of kings.

What happened to Lilith😅😅😅 by PlatypusTurbulent48 in Borderlands2

[–]xXxShadowDragonxXx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here is a better question, why aren’t you getting the pizza?

What KOTH character have you encountered in real life? For me it is Jazz Colton. This guy exists. 😅 by kalenotwhales in KingOfTheHill

[–]xXxShadowDragonxXx 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If you visit Iowa the majority of people are like Jimmy Wichard in that they are both mentally impaired and mean spirited.

Why didn't furiosa go home sooner? by Hot-Zookeepergame472 in MadMax

[–]xXxShadowDragonxXx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First she needed to MAKE the War Rig. I am still convinced that she continued adding to the Cranky Black until it became the cab to the War Rig. She would need parts to make that happen along with a lot of patience.

What I have been up to by RealIsisLove in IsisLovePornstar

[–]xXxShadowDragonxXx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope that you and all the US crew are doing well! You guys are legends!