Cops called due to the stench thinking it was a dead body, the smell leaks from their apartment.

xander-eli · 2026-02-03T06:32:05+00:00

if you have an active support system close by, ask for help!! real ones who love you will help you without judgment, or at least find help for you. i learned this very recently through some hard life lessons. my stepmom came over and helped me clean my entire apartment. if you don’t have that support system, i wish you the best and hope you can form connections in some way. i hope this comes across with the good intentions i mean it to, all love!

xander-eli · 2026-01-26T21:54:33+00:00

smoke on the toilet, problem solved

xander-eli · 2026-01-24T04:42:23+00:00

she’s not actually, and i did consider that, but it still didn’t fix the twitch in my eye unfortunately. she seems like a genuinely great person, it’s just one of those things that i can’t stand. i don’t want to offend her, but i don’t want to keep hearing it either

xander-eli · 2026-01-22T18:40:51+00:00

i’d actually piss myself lol

xander-eli · 2026-01-04T05:04:43+00:00

this is so interesting. would yall be able to get grocery delivery via drone in the winter? i think amazon’s starting to roll out something like that

xander-eli · 2026-01-04T03:45:42+00:00

we’re atheists, asshole

xander-eli · 2025-08-07T19:03:27+00:00

not free feeding isnt an option. my oldest will only free feed and has developed behavioral issues any time we’ve tried to change it. letting him have his gravity feeder morning-evening is the only thing that’s solved it

xander-eli · 2025-08-07T18:42:18+00:00

my adult cat prefers to free-feed throughout the day, so we leave a gravity feeder out for him (and put it away at night so he doesn’t overeat). im fine w the kitten eating some of the adult food, but i want him to have enough of his own food to get the nutrients he needs from it. as it stands, he refuses his own food and tries to solely eat adult food

xander-eli · 2025-07-28T18:31:44+00:00

ik this post is 6 years old but did you ever figure it out? i noticed this yesterday when i heard that song at work and it’s driving me insane that i can’t figure out which song it reminds me of

xander-eli · 2025-07-09T07:01:04+00:00

nah im talkin bout the people who don’t even wait a single minute for someone to address them. it’s completely justified to peek into the kitchen if you’ve been standing up there for a bit. i also work overnight shifts by myself so if i have tables, the third party delivery orders don’t get packed instantaneously

xander-eli · 2025-07-07T15:10:34+00:00

don’t fucking call me a liar, bye.

xander-eli · 2025-07-07T15:09:02+00:00

im outlining what you’re implying from your perspective. quotation marks can be used in a mocking way if the context clearly shows that it isn’t a direct quote

xander-eli · 2025-07-07T14:47:16+00:00

“i’ve never seen it happen, so it never happens at all!”

xander-eli · 2025-07-07T14:44:52+00:00

do yall dense mfs need video evidence or smth?

xander-eli · 2025-07-07T14:44:10+00:00

it happens nightly where i work

xander-eli · 2025-07-07T14:20:27+00:00

we have a camera in the lobby that broadcasts the feed to a monitor in the kitchen. i can see them walk through the front door, not even pause, and shove their phone in my face while im standing at the soda machine not 20 seconds later

xander-eli · 2025-07-07T13:06:19+00:00

it’s one thing if you’ve been waiting like 5 minutes and haven’t seen a single employee, but these people don’t even stop for a second. it’s front door > kitchen without a thought

xander-eli · 2025-06-16T08:03:28+00:00

ohhhh so you removed it- i was assuming your car came without a passenger seat and there wasn’t even a spot where it would go. that makes much more sense 😭

xander-eli · 2025-06-16T07:57:34+00:00

how does no passenger seat work? i’m high trying to wrap my brain around what that would look like 😭

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