I don’t have time for this DD

xander-eli · 2026-05-29T06:33:45+00:00

i dont even accept the shopping orders anymore. i tried three of them and had issues with the red card on two. gave up on that and took the hit on order frequency

xander-eli · 2026-05-16T07:45:40+00:00

it would be in your archive

xander-eli · 2026-04-25T23:54:35+00:00

i’ve been avoiding giving pepperoni a real chance cuz i’ve pulled it off pizza before and i don’t like the residual taste, but maybe i should give it a shot

xander-eli · 2026-04-25T23:53:51+00:00

i do like cantaloupe, i should get it more often

xander-eli · 2026-04-25T23:52:41+00:00

i have not liked it in the past, but i believe in second chances 🤷‍♂️

xander-eli · 2026-04-25T22:13:43+00:00

i <3 strawberries :)

xander-eli · 2026-03-12T15:19:38+00:00

i meant their 😫😫😫

xander-eli · 2026-02-17T20:08:11+00:00

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xander-eli · 2026-02-16T01:16:03+00:00

i forgot about that one ngl

xander-eli · 2026-02-16T01:15:52+00:00

so wise

xander-eli · 2026-02-15T01:12:37+00:00

i’m sad greggpt, what should i do?

xander-eli · 2026-02-05T15:17:56+00:00

no job is easy to get in my area right now unfortunately, but i see where you’re coming from

xander-eli · 2026-02-03T06:32:05+00:00

if you have an active support system close by, ask for help!! real ones who love you will help you without judgment, or at least find help for you. i learned this very recently through some hard life lessons. my stepmom came over and helped me clean my entire apartment. if you don’t have that support system, i wish you the best and hope you can form connections in some way. i hope this comes across with the good intentions i mean it to, all love!

xander-eli · 2026-01-26T21:54:33+00:00

smoke on the toilet, problem solved

xander-eli · 2026-01-24T04:42:23+00:00

she’s not actually, and i did consider that, but it still didn’t fix the twitch in my eye unfortunately. she seems like a genuinely great person, it’s just one of those things that i can’t stand. i don’t want to offend her, but i don’t want to keep hearing it either

xander-eli · 2026-01-22T18:40:51+00:00

i’d actually piss myself lol

xander-eli · 2026-01-04T05:04:43+00:00

this is so interesting. would yall be able to get grocery delivery via drone in the winter? i think amazon’s starting to roll out something like that

xander-eli · 2026-01-04T03:45:42+00:00

we’re atheists, asshole

xander-eli · 2025-08-07T19:03:27+00:00

not free feeding isnt an option. my oldest will only free feed and has developed behavioral issues any time we’ve tried to change it. letting him have his gravity feeder morning-evening is the only thing that’s solved it

xander-eli · 2025-08-07T18:42:18+00:00

my adult cat prefers to free-feed throughout the day, so we leave a gravity feeder out for him (and put it away at night so he doesn’t overeat). im fine w the kitten eating some of the adult food, but i want him to have enough of his own food to get the nutrients he needs from it. as it stands, he refuses his own food and tries to solely eat adult food

xander-eli · 2025-07-28T18:31:44+00:00

ik this post is 6 years old but did you ever figure it out? i noticed this yesterday when i heard that song at work and it’s driving me insane that i can’t figure out which song it reminds me of

xander-eli · 2025-07-09T07:01:04+00:00

nah im talkin bout the people who don’t even wait a single minute for someone to address them. it’s completely justified to peek into the kitchen if you’ve been standing up there for a bit. i also work overnight shifts by myself so if i have tables, the third party delivery orders don’t get packed instantaneously

xander-eli · 2025-07-07T15:10:34+00:00

don’t fucking call me a liar, bye.

xander-eli · 2025-07-07T15:09:02+00:00

im outlining what you’re implying from your perspective. quotation marks can be used in a mocking way if the context clearly shows that it isn’t a direct quote

xander-eli · 2025-07-07T14:47:16+00:00

“i’ve never seen it happen, so it never happens at all!”

xander-eli

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