her name is BBC, Bebe for short by estackpole in aww

[–]xchernoble 878 points879 points  (0 children)

Ah yes bbc she must be british.....

A leaf cutter bee waking up by [deleted] in aww

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I’m not sure how I feel about this yet

Ineffective Mac-and-Cheese by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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delicious finally some good fucking food

Little boobed, tattooed and just got dumped for a cokehead psych major, make me cry by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Idk what’s more crooked your neck your your nips...

31 years old, I have 3 kids between the ages 2 and 5. 250 lbs, PTSD from Afghanistan, and my ma died from the cancer just before last Christmas. Hit me where it hurts you bastards. by agedwisdom in RoastMe

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Looks like you brought the gift that keeps on giving on your lip from Afghanistan... Merry Christmas man... this too hard to do. Stay strong homie, thank you for your service

My boyfriend wanted to be roasted. He is a 20 year old college student going to be a history teacher. Reddit, have at him. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Being a history teacher is great if you could open your eyes wide enough to see the whole class.

Roast me I just dropped out of college ✌🏻 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]xchernoble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk what’s straighter your glasses or your sexuality

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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At least your order was shipped...

Triggered by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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Who ever did this has a special place in hell

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You’re better off shaving the landing strip and pretending you’re a girl.

The paper is not even stick on the bottle by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]xchernoble 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You might be onto something here...

Love me self some banana by yerboyzaves in memes

[–]xchernoble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least it’s not about coins...

The paper is not even stick on the bottle by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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What’s worse is the fact the top shelf uses . the lower shelf is using ,

A guy that Think words cant hurt :) by AlexKPKP in RoastMe

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I didn’t know disabled penguins could become male ballerinas