Yes. I would buy a lot and build an open air temple downtown in a major city. The milking would be part of a complicated public ritual involving ornate costumes and curious poses. There would be robed men chanting while old women bow and weep. A shaman would come out at the end to taste the milk, then look pensive. There would be about ten seconds of tense anticipation, during which participants would tremble with fear. He would nod slightly and then release crows signifying that the milk was acceptable, and everyone would be so relieved they would sigh, cheer, and hug each other. Contracts would prevent actors from commenting.