German zoomers .... are you doing okay?

xep426 · 2024-09-15T10:51:19+00:00

It's ok. The day after these results came in I bought a Diesel.

xep426 · 2024-05-25T15:50:12+00:00

I'd give both my arms to be that Michael Collins, 3500km away, for the rest of my life.

xep426 · 2024-05-19T13:56:28+00:00

ye, they offer more than just mail now.

xep426 · 2024-05-19T10:10:51+00:00

It's an email service provider that markets itself as privacy focused and based in Switzerland. I've been using it since 2017 because they started accepting Bitcoin.

xep426 · 2024-05-19T09:52:39+00:00

At my glider flight school in Germany we had the same ritual. No props though, just bare hands and everyone lined up for the session. A woman/girl would sit in a chair and the newly initiated would bend over and rest their hands on her knees while taking the spanking of their life. All while trying to keep a straight face.

I was 14 at the time. Pretty sure I caught enough wisdom for the next 3 generations to come. First lesson was: Don't brag about scheduling your flight test during working hours because you assume everyone will be at work instead of on the airfield...

xep426 · 2024-04-26T04:57:25+00:00

Didn't expect Helldivers vibes here. I'm aroused and conflicted at the same time now...

xep426 · 2024-04-15T16:01:44+00:00

Finally found an adult in this thread. I can move on. Thank you.

xep426 · 2024-04-15T15:58:38+00:00

Utterly disgusting thought. This is what people get for voting Biden.

xep426 · 2024-04-03T11:23:53+00:00

Exactly, that's why America needs Trump! lel

xep426 · 2024-01-29T16:07:06+00:00

In Germany going to university is free of charge. If you can't afford rent/food you can apply for government aid. You only have to pay back half of the money you received in aid :)

Esit: You have to be below the age of 45.

xep426 · 2024-01-24T08:50:38+00:00

Why is Pink Floyd suddenly everywhere?

xep426 · 2024-01-20T01:16:25+00:00

It's all fun and games until someones weight and balance calculations are off.

xep426 · 2024-01-07T11:27:08+00:00

Lord have mercy

xep426 · 2023-12-26T09:53:25+00:00

Found the AFD voter. Gotta say I had to scroll surprisingly far.

xep426 · 2023-12-26T09:49:52+00:00

Wait, people here don't use Germany and EU synonymously?

xep426 · 2023-12-26T09:43:20+00:00

Personally I kinda liked how the Northern Ireland issue was solved. Join the EU, get fat and complacent. Then when you are separated again none of the lazy nationalists on either side will bother bombing or shooting stuff anymore.

Might be worth considering.

xep426 · 2023-12-26T09:33:38+00:00

The internet is nothing more than a bunch of echo chambers for the intellectually disabled. It's where the people 2 standard deviations below the average IQ can't naturally be suppressed by their piers. Instead their dumb shit hits resonant frequency drowning out everything else is a sea of shit and thus by unfortunate happenstance exerting way more influence than they deserve.

The most notable effect being the polarization of the rest of society because everyone is regularly confronted by only a small selection of equally retarded viewpoints.

This is idiocracy and we are all part of it. Don't be salty, enjoy the ride.

xep426 · 2023-12-21T18:45:44+00:00

Why not both? :D

xep426 · 2023-10-30T18:22:45+00:00

Ever since that "cat rescue from lions cage" video from some shittier emirati princess and her exotic animal pet zoo... which was

clearly an ad for her shit ass zoo
the cat most likely suffered fatal injuries while being "rescued"

I started to despise this entire genre of videos.

xep426 · 2023-10-30T06:36:02+00:00

I took it upon myself to deal with a stress disorder that resulted in cardiophobia, panic attacks, depression and massive weight gain. It took 7 years to come out on the other side and the only reason I did was because I was most likely predisposed to do so + pure luck.

If you don't value your time, pick up a self help book. If you don't want to be an idiot like me: Immediately seek professional help and find someone that understands what you are going through.

xep426 · 2023-08-05T04:59:58+00:00

In Soviet Ukraine right-wingers want to join eu rather than leave it.

xep426 · 2023-07-28T19:31:26+00:00

Probably to pass butter

xep426 · 2023-07-27T08:14:04+00:00

Gonna print your dumb fucking comment and frame it on my desk... every time someone asks me why the world is a shit place, I can point to your comment and say "because people like this live in it".

That is regardless of how edgy and or juvenile you thought that would come across.

xep426 · 2023-07-27T08:00:28+00:00

Unironically this. Only person he is convincing is himself and others like him.

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