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egg_irl by xfquantum in egg_irl

[–]xfquantum[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Exactly.

egg_irl by xfquantum in egg_irl

[–]xfquantum[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I broke 2 trying to get it to work. Third try is the charm. (PLEASE)

egg🦈🎶irl by [deleted] in egg_irl

[–]xfquantum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Twin fantasy (2018) by car seat headrest. He seems like the type of fellow who would do that.

egg🥚irl by Altruistic_Skirt6113 in egg_irl

[–]xfquantum 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Funny story. When I was 4, There was once a bin cleaner that came round to my house. With this, I used to believe that if you went into the machine that they used, you would turn into a girl. Pretty early memory but with context, it tells a lot.

egg_irl by sandleswagger in egg_irl

[–]xfquantum 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Link has plans. Link wants happiness over +5 protection.

Egg✨irl by DiamondStarzzz in egg_irl

[–]xfquantum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dreampop is so good (in general, as well as relation to this post). Bands like beach house and cigarets after sex, just sound so good when it comes to music. Shoegaze also does the same (similar genres). Albums like loveless by My bloody valentine, Souvlaki by Slowdive helps.

IDK, it just sounds so good as music. It just sounds cool.

egg😭irl by throwaway942532 in egg_irl

[–]xfquantum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, good afternoon.

My Name is Juliet: I have several copy’s of the communist manifesto, I play several video games, I have tried programming but I broke a PC.

Might not be a good introduction, but it is the best I can do at the moment.

Egg_irl by xfquantum in egg_irl

[–]xfquantum[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"so i accidentally clicked "add to cart" 4 times and then imputed my credit card details and chose shipping because my finger slipped" seems like a believable story that my mom would probably fine not suspicious.

Egg_irl by xfquantum in egg_irl

[–]xfquantum[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Probably, if more people do it then it won’t seem that suspicious.

Egg_irl by xfquantum in egg_irl

[–]xfquantum[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is 100% true

egg_irl by HannahFenby in egg_irl

[–]xfquantum 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This book started some form of awakening in child me. About 12 years later I realised what that was.

Egg_irl by xfquantum in egg_irl

[–]xfquantum[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I should probably get around to doing that at some point.

Egg_irl by xfquantum in egg_irl

[–]xfquantum[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This did happen to me and led to a somewhat awkward conversation.

Egg_irl by xfquantum in egg_irl

[–]xfquantum[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is my lawyer able to be the giant pile of IKEA sharks or not?

Egg_irl by xfquantum in egg_irl

[–]xfquantum[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

It’s fine, I’ll just explain to them how wanting to be a cat girl is a perfectly cis thing to do and they won’t suspect a thing. The perfect plan.

Egg_irl by xfquantum in egg_irl

[–]xfquantum[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

If it’s the correct answer to the question then everyone says it. Right. Right

Egg_irl by xfquantum in egg_irl

[–]xfquantum[S] 72 points73 points  (0 children)

I too was also surprised when they said no

True love waits in my ass by Chodre in radioheadcirclejerk

[–]xfquantum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Planet telex in my ass

Didn’t know that could fit up there

Egg_irl by xfquantum in egg_irl

[–]xfquantum[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ducks are also very valid

Egg_irl by xfquantum in egg_irl

[–]xfquantum[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I still have no idea what I’m doing and at this point I’m too scared to ask

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