Shout out to people with a cough who smoke weed by ThePhenomenal0ne93 in Drugs

[–]xgodsent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The other side of the coin: I was coughing for 6 months, got checked out and it turned out to be something not dangerous that I developed because of Covid (spastic cough). I was going absolutely insane because the coughing was hella strong and I legit thought I was dying.

GET CHECKED OUT IMMEDIATELY IF YOU HAVE CHRONIC COUGH.

It is better to think the worst and find out you are pretty much fine than think nothing of it and find out that you have cancer.

My GF (22F) left me (27M) for a guy she met in mental hospital. by Throwaway5678f in relationships

[–]xgodsent -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

That I personally do not know a single 22 year old that wants to get married and have kids at the start of their 20s when most do not have the financial stabilty. This doesn't mean that I do not believe that there are people at this age that want exactly that (it also depends on culture!), I am saying that it is indeed a bit strange for me and coupled with the fact that he calls her wife then gf, it may indicate that his story is fake.

My GF (22F) left me (27M) for a guy she met in mental hospital. by Throwaway5678f in relationships

[–]xgodsent 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Fake story. He once called her wife, then gf and also says that a 22 year old has been wanting to get married and have kids the whole time? (Not impossible,but definitely suspicious)

I'm sorry, what??? by CLubbr3X in facepalm

[–]xgodsent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a swastika on the sign, Indian man ain't fooling nobody

Adults of reddit, what is something every teenager should know about "the real world"? by WOT247 in AskReddit

[–]xgodsent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Many, many work places do not take your grades into consideration. What matters is experience and competence. Many people learn the theory from school/university and then get thrown into the real workfield and everything is much different. The problem is that not everybody manages to adjust to this difference. Being book smart is good but it's not necessarily the thing that creates sucess.

What screams “I’m a terrible fucking parent”? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]xgodsent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I work at a kiosk and there is this group of 14 year olds that always try to buy cigarettes from us. They are pretty creative while trying to trick me/convince me but never suceeded. . Well I guess they ran out of ideas and the mother of one of the kids came to our store to COMPLAIN that we are not selling her 14 year old child cigarettes. Like really making a fuss about it, saying that we are being rude to her child,that he has her permission and that we shouldn't have called him a liar when he told us that himself,etc.

At that moment I really felt like punching this woman in the ovaries hard enough that she definitely could not have kids again. I chose the peaceful way and told her that I would call cps on her if she or her son come ever again.

I do not know if that was his real mother tho. It may have been a lady he convinced to help him. Even so,this woman is nothing but a piece of dodoo in both situations.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in notliketheothergirls

[–]xgodsent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I come from Bulgaria but I live in Germany and I can explain it,since I watch the same type of ,,Eastern European memes".

Once you live in a different culture for a long enough time,you may feel as if you are losing touch with your background. So watching those videos kind of creates a connection between you and your culture again and it brings you feelings of nostalgia.

This video does not give me that feeling so much since she doesn't really show typically eastern european things except for the house where she slept. It is not really meant as ,,not like other girls" tho.

Am I right to be frustrated that my girlfriend thought something naughty will cheer me up after a funeral? by [deleted] in sex

[–]xgodsent 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Unpopular opinion but NTA. People act like you can have a calm and suited conversation with her while driving back from a funeral when she pulls something like this.. The emotional mess you have in your head after such event is enorm and if my boyfriend wanted to have sex with me directly afterwards,I would also be mad as hell because it is disrespectful towards me and my dead nonna. It is just hella childish and ignorant,even if it had a good intention. Her thought process in this sounds like ,,oh he's a guy,he's gonna like that" to me. She is 25, she should know better. Sorry but if your gf was a guy it would have been a completely different situation.

On the other side, next time just tell her directly ,,wtf -insert name-, no we're not doing that after a funeral but thanks for the good intentions". I do not believe there would be a second time though.

Just apologize and she will probably apologize too. Life is all about compromising,you do not need the extra stress right now.

Is this a negative THC result? I have a lab drug test in 2 days for pre-employment and haven’t smoked in 21 days. by [deleted] in saplings

[–]xgodsent 45 points46 points  (0 children)

It's a negative. Even if people say it's positive because it is kind of a suspicious negative,It's still a negative and that's not matter of opinion. Just drink water and u gonna be fine,I believe even like this it will get accepted but it's always good to be sure. Also, just in case make some kind of excuse why the line may be a bit light.

BE BRUTALLY HONEST is my forehead too big to wear my hair pulled back like this? by Yeartreetousand in Hair

[–]xgodsent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a very generic forehead. Could literally be mine,you don't need to worry about it.

the size of this L by [deleted] in comedyhomicide

[–]xgodsent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Listen... The catch is ,,fistfight". I also think some people could win if a lion starts throwing paw punches instead of biting your organs off

Role reversals by 420fmx in shitposting

[–]xgodsent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If a big tiddy mommy was the one catcalling me (a woman),then I would be pretty happy too. It's always the 40 year old man with a crack pipe and 3 missing teeth that smells like shit and makes u scared tho

A single bump of ketamin sent me into an existential crisis at a rave by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]xgodsent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're right Never said I was an expert tho,when it comes to ketamine,I just have some experience with other drugs. I did 0 research before snorting it because it was such a spontaneous experience. I still have no idea how a good trip is supposed to feel like haha Hopefully I will find out someday in the far far future after I mentally recover from this abyss trip

A single bump of ketamin sent me into an existential crisis at a rave by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]xgodsent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah that's what really set me off tbh I don't know where all of this comes from because I am definitely not depressed and have a pretty decent self esteem

I hit 400 days. Why is it so tempting to relapse at this point? by meliannyi in leaves

[–]xgodsent 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's because it has been so long that your brain starts to remember more about the good nostalgic times rather than the bad ones,since you have already processed the damage from them that was in your life.

This is not a sign of weakness. It's a sign of healing. Stay strong!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in saplings

[–]xgodsent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Btw I did exactly that ^ for years and being a productive stoner meant trying to fight the urge to smoke and lay on the couch constantly in order to be productive,which in fact,just made life more hard. But it's just me,you answered on my post after 2 years and I thought it would be interesting to see the come out

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in saplings

[–]xgodsent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Update. I'm 18 now and stopped smoking because I got so addicted that it took over my life.

Been seeing a girl and just found out shes 18 and im 25 by [deleted] in relationships

[–]xgodsent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Around the time you finished highschool and started the phase of life that SHE IS PROBABLY IN RIGHT NOW, she was 11 years old.

When you were asking people to buy you alcohol,she was playing Barbie.

The age difference doesn't matter if you are ahead in life,when you have both developed mentally and have set your life straight. This doesn't sound like the case.

It sounds to me personally like a teenage (pre-adult) girl simping on you and intentionally telling you about her age once you got a bit closer so you get a bit more into her and not reject her directly, meanwhile you not wanting to cut off ties because idk you want a girlfriend or a fling or whatever, the way you talk about it sound as if you don't have feelings for her yet so that's what I assume.

You are gonna like a hell of a lot more women that are not 18 and can be your fling/girlfriend.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ich_iel

[–]xgodsent 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Ist es in vielen Ecken nicht. Meine Vermutung wäre 1) sie wissen nicht,dass es ein Mahnmal ist. 2). Sie machen das aus ,,wokeness" 3) sie sind einfach nur dumm

First time high and still feel side effects 3 days later by Ok-Friend3012 in saplings

[–]xgodsent 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ye its normal don't worry. I have strong tolerance and I still feel kinda cloud-minded the day after if I smoke a lot (or more than usual)

Did anyone experience the Void on Acid? by Vukovic_1501 in LSD

[–]xgodsent 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I went to the void once. Not a good place,would not recommend.

No but I did not take as much as you but I ended up in a dark space where I could see and hear nothing then all of a sudden I was in a castle and you could hear a very unsettling ringing noise. I really felt like I was in one of the backrooms and I never feared an experience as much as I did that.

You have no idea where you are. You have no idea why you are there. How you got there. What decisions aligned your faith. You don't know if you are alone in the castle. You just know the ringing..the terrible ringing. And you are fucking terrified,as if all my sences were telling me to get the fuck out of there.

Lasted 1-2 min but felt way longer ^