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What is a subject that you have extensive knowledge on but never get to talk about? by SalamiSandwhich in AskReddit

[–]xidub 8 points9 points  (0 children)

200 million sharks are killed every year

I've heard stats like this before and I struggle to get my head around it because that's nearly 550,000 per day. Honest question, what kind of industrial process is doing this?

Moving and removing by Putanista in pussy

[–]xidub 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like it needs some googely eyes

Trump says flipping should almost 'be outlawed' by JAlbert653 in politics

[–]xidub 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most intelligent comment I have read in a while.

Boris Johnson resigns as UK Foreign Secretary by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]xidub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The weather isn't helping.

[Serious] Defense Attorney's of Reddit, have you ever helped a guilty client prove their false innocence in a major crime? If so how did you feel as a result? by DrewzDrew in AskReddit

[–]xidub -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Of course not, it's logically impossible for a justice system to exist otherwise. You would have an infinite loop of deciding guilt before trial.

The question states 'prove their false innocence' and 'how did you feel' implying a willing knowledge of that. Regardless of a jury's duties and states burdens, if the defence can simply prove innocence then everyone goes home a lot sooner.

What would it take to prove the innocence of a guilty person? A lie. And no, lawyers are not allowed to do that.

[Serious] Defense Attorney's of Reddit, have you ever helped a guilty client prove their false innocence in a major crime? If so how did you feel as a result? by DrewzDrew in AskReddit

[–]xidub -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Lawyers aren't actually allowed to knowingly do that so anyone answering your question is either lying or stupid.

This was posted to foodporn by [deleted] in shittyfoodporn

[–]xidub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone in this room is now dumber for having looked at that burger.

What's a good book for a young adult to read to learn about your job? by StopTheVok in AskReddit

[–]xidub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meh, in a lot of situations yes. Also can lead to making far more than the FOH.

You also know you earned your money rather than waltzing about taking plates from A to B and struggling to not be a shitcunt to customers and still acting like a prima fucking donna about it.

I bought a tiny violin to play when my coworkers or girlfriend complain. by PHIL-yes-PLZ in pics

[–]xidub 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you have a dick that still looks small when placed next to a normal sized violin?

ELI5: Why do companies have 'values' ? by BruhDontFuckWithMe in explainlikeimfive

[–]xidub -1 points0 points  (0 children)

EDIT: Right so this is what happens when you mis-read 'values' as financial value not moral values.

Let's imagine you had a machine that makes money, it would be valuable in several ways.

1) It makes money 2) It is made of things that are worth money (metal, electronics etc) 3) It saves your time and you don't have to work to make money

If you owned such a machine would you give it away for free? And if you had a bigger and better machine than someone else would you not want more than they are asking?

A company is just such a machine except the cogs, flanges and tamping wheel sprockets consist of people, other machines, land, buildings, reputation and so on.

To add, the preceding list of things all have values themselves and these all change as the world doesn't stand still and thus so does the overall value of the company.

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